donaldb
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms
folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler
and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
:bad:
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms
folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler
and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
:bad:
uke: 
