I am SO ******* DONE!

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Warchild

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I tells ya what, people.... after almost a month of backbreaking manual labor in getting rid of this ridiculous "cottage garden" that was in the front yard, I am SO ******* *DONE* with this landscaping ********! <_<

But in the end, the results look pretty good.... and best of all, cedar bark is self-maintaining! ;)

Below is the western corner of the front yard when it still had all the "cottage garden" plants up the ass:

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And here is that same corner after massive yanking of plants, edging trench dug around it, and cedar bark laid down:

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Below you see the big cottage garden "island" under the pine tree... so many needy plants and high-maintenance shrubbery, this was a massive time-sink, maintaining this crap:

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Another view of the cottage garden island.... an unbelievable amount of plants and shrubs jammed in this 35' x 14' area, the whole thing looks like moist ass:

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PROPER! Now we're talking some business..... took a week to thoroughly clear out this area (save for two well-established plants, and a second pine tree that is just starting up). Then I had to lay down anti-weed chemicals, and then about 21 bags of cedar bark was laid. I also decided to place several solar-powered LED landscape lighting within the island:

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You can't cover up the city's water meter opening, so I bordered it with 4 decorative bricks.... I need to get a 5th brick and cut it in half, and use the two pieces to fill in the gaps at the front edge of the meter:

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I decided to continue the Western theme here, and added 3 large basalt boulders to the Pine tree island. It may not be apparent in this photo, but those are some *sizable*, heavy-ass basalt boulders.... each one was well over 100 lbs; it was a real treat carrying these *******s from the car:

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JOB COMPLETE!

The solar-powered LED lamps you see below throw out an amazing amount of light, and they really highlight the basalt boulders at night:

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To be frank, I find that tending to a *few* established plants/flowerbeds can be somewhat therapeutic, but trying to keep up that ginormous cottage garden was just not happening. And, without question, this wholesale landscaping **** is for the birds.

So glad this is done... screw all this landscaping/gardening crap; it is time to ride! B)

 
I made that landscaping decision a very long time ago.

Before I ever even tried anything like that.

A string trimmer and the riding mower stretch me to my absolute limit of yard maintenance.

And it shows. A friend of mine who does yards for extra cash on weekends (voluntarily! Wazzup wi' dat??!?) said he doesn't want to do mine because the sand would eat his blades.

Very nice job, Dale. Now how does it feel when you have to get up off the couch? How far does "Hey! Bring me a sandwich!" get you?

 
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Guess I just don't understand the issue.........................Guy pulls up in his truck once a week, putts around for an hour or so, gets in his truck and leaves, yard looks great. ;)

 
I just use the work that needs to be done as an excuse to buy the tools to make the work easier. Here is the latest, and largest, addition to the landscaping / yard care tools:

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I tells ya what, people....

It may not be apparent in this photo, but those are some *sizable*, heavy-ass basalt boulders.... each one was well over 100 lbs; it was a real treat carrying these *******s from the car
WTF?!?! From THE CAR??? Since when do you use one of those? No wonder "massive yanking" was required! Just glad you didn't post pics of THAT. :rolleyes:

 
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I have a flippin jungle in the backyard, half of which looks like crap thanks to the dog using it as a track and occasional mining pit (we fenced off the other half to keep the dog off). Every once in a great while I work up the patience to go out there and trim things back and clean it up...really sucky work especially when the day is usually one of those that begs for a ride. Azalea's suck...old Azalea's that "got away with it thanks to the last homeowner's lack of maintenance" suck worse (I'm slowly digging them out and chucking them)...

Looks like a nice job you've done there! :D

 
I have two acres that is mostly pine trees and dirt. The goats take care of about half of it,I do some with the tractor and fire and the lawn is up to my wife. I told her when we got together that I wasn't a farmer and didn't intend to change. So far it seems to work.

 
Looking good! Now you just need to get the lazy ass neighbor with the camper in his drive to green up his lawn and protect your rocks from thieves..

 
MMMMFFFF, Childs play compared to what I've been doing in the yard! Currently building a 40' X 10' patio with an 18' X 4' sidewalk, for a grand total of 58' length. Because my yard is on a slope, I've had to truck in approx 12 yards of assorted sizes gravel. All of which was off-loaded single handed by yours truely, one wheel barrow at a time. I used 220 patio blocks 16"x16"x2". and finally had 18 yards of topsoil delivered to finish it off, and fill varyous holes in the yard! I still have to grade some more and plant grass seed. Every single body part is in pain, I can barely tie my own shoes.

 
I'm still not clear, WC. How do you feel about landscaping?

I can barely tie my own shoes.
Try this one.
SacMike, you and Ian, the Shoelace Guru from your link, have entirely too much time on your hands. You should try gardening.

Warchild, despite your protestations, your yard looks great. I'd read that "Gardening is the new golf", which I guess is supposed to mean that it's kind of cool or something. I dig it, though, and am looking forward to having some aerable land again sometime soon.

 
Nice work Dale. Move to MS and deal with this stuff 12 months every year....and tornadoes to tear it up after your finished.

 

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