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WTH is a swamp donkey?
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Around here we call Moose, Swamp Donkeys.

 
Bob: glad you came out ok.

NO NO must restrain myself==========

I must not do it========

STOP STOP NOooooooo

Maybe i can stop at just one......................

Dont worry about a little hair, I got some on mine to, but I was much younger than you.

OK just one more

Now with hair on the bag all that is left is a little on your chest.............

OK OK I am weak

Jim

 
WTH is a swamp donkey?
n574682114_1433084_3267-753303.jpg


Around here we call Moose, Swamp Donkeys.
Jesu Cristus...that's one big mountain o' moose. I saw one in the flesh once around Delta Junction, AK when I was there for Northern Warfare training. Came sneaking around a pretty big tree and he was standing on the other side. Took me completely by surprise and I had to look up to look into its face. The next 3 or 4 minutes were interesting from my perspective as I tried to figure out how to back away then run in (US Army!) snowshoes. Moose must've been busy laughing his ass off 'cause he didn't follow.

He wasn't as big as this thing though if my memory hasn't failed me.

W2

 
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I was on the entrance road to the power plant I work at this morning. there is a long straight stretch that comes in by the cooling tower. I regularly like to "open it up" along this stretch and this morning was not completely different.
First, I'm glad you and the bike are okay and you are a bit wiser.

Er....may I respectfully request you change your habit? :dribble:

Out here we have quite a variety of "varmints" that occupy/share our riding environs (particularly on land around power plants and public utility sites that provide a protected area), from aves like wild turkeys, quail, edited: ducks, geese and pea-fowl to jackrabbits, skunks, opossums, raccoons, fox, and "antlered forest rats". Any on this list could provide and interesting adventure. Most of us, after a close call or two, have learned to control our right wrist as any encounter could prove expensive and painful. Even on private land/roads, most employers may not look on an incident in a kind manner.

 
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Out here we have quite a variety of "varmints" that occupy/share our riding environs (particularly on land around power plants and public utility sites that provide a protected area), from aves like wild turkeys, quail, dicks, geese and pea-fowl to jackrabbits, skunks, opossums, raccoons, fox, and "antlered forest rats".
If there's one thing you don't want to hit ton-up it's a dick...

;)

 
Bob: glad you came out ok.

NO NO must restrain myself==========

I must not do it========

STOP STOP NOooooooo

Maybe i can stop at just one......................

Dont worry about a little hair, I got some on mine to, but I was much younger than you.

OK just one more

Now with hair on the bag all that is left is a little on your chest.............

OK OK I am weak

Jim
Reponses like this should surprise me with that thread title? I was hoping for some creative comments. Glad to be around to read them!

 
I was on the entrance road to the power plant I work at this morning. there is a long straight stretch that comes in by the cooling tower. I regularly like to "open it up" along this stretch and this morning was not completely different.
First, I'm glad you and the bike are okay and you are a bit wiser.

Er....may I respectfully request you change your habit? :dribble:

Out here we have quite a variety of "varmints" that occupy/share our riding environs (particularly on land around power plants and public utility sites that provide a protected area), from aves like wild turkeys, quail, dicks, geese and pea-fowl to jackrabbits, skunks, opossums, raccoons, fox, and "antlered forest rats". Any on this list could provide and interesting adventure. Most of us, after a close call or two, have learned to control our right wrist as any encounter could prove expensive and painful. Even on private land/roads, most employers may not look on an incident in a kind manner.
I will definitely be changing my driving going in the plant. That was a wake up call!

 
Out here we have quite a variety of "varmints" that occupy/share our riding environs (particularly on land around power plants and public utility sites that provide a protected area), from aves like wild turkeys, quail, dicks, geese and pea-fowl to jackrabbits, skunks, opossums, raccoons, fox, and "antlered forest rats".
If there's one thing you don't want to hit ton-up it's a dick...

;)
Depends on what it's attached to..... :dribble:

 
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