I have teenagers

[yamafitter]

The way you trash talk poor SkooterG you would think that he is the product of a donkey humping a cactus.

Uh, oh; Bill, I sure hope that you don't have any existing pictures of the conception of GregM!

I know how excited you get when the discussion turns to donkey *** but there are some things that need to be left unseen.

Just sayin' & nuff said.

 

[beemerdons]

The way you trash talk poor SkooterG you would think that he is the product of a donkey humping a cactus.

Uh, oh; Bill, I sure hope that you don't have any existing pictures of the conception of GregM!

I know how excited you get when the discussion turns to donkey burro *** but there are some things that need to be left unseen.

Just sayin' & nuff said.

Fixed.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

So the message is, don't shoot them, love them while you can, stock no goodies or hide the ones you buy, grow your food or buy cheap disgusting food nobody wants to eat. and hope they leave the house early, but visit often... Okaaaay.

Or, you could just be damn grateful and fecking thankful you are not SkooterG's illegitimate ******* Step-Pappy! Stop your bitching or be willing to trade with me, you'll be sorry you Goat Fornicator!

I'm grateful I'm not even on the family tree!

 

[Auburn]

So the message is, don't shoot them, love them while you can, stock no goodies or hide the ones you buy, grow your food or buy cheap disgusting food nobody wants to eat. and hope they leave the house early, but visit often... Okaaaay.

Or, you could just be damn grateful and fecking thankful you are not SkooterG's illegitimate ******* Step-Pappy! Stop your bitching or be willing to trade with me, you'll be sorry you Goat Fornicator!

I'm grateful I'm not even on the family tree!

Not many branches in that one

 

[user 6393]

no kidding, kinda more like a stump

 

[user 6393]

It doesn't get better for a LONG time. Buy lots of stuff they don't like and hide the goodies.

+1 to hiding the goodies.

The only thing I can figure is lock 'em out of the house, or just plain MOVE.

Life here has been much more affordable since my 6'7" son moved up North. He had a gallon of milk per day habit going on

Barb - you're profile lists your location as Canada. How much farther north did your son move?

He grew up here with me, just a few kms north of the Canada/US border. He now lives in Northern Alberta and works 3 hrs NE of Ft. Nelson (just south of the BC/NWT border)

 

[RadioHowie]

Hope I don't sound tacky here, but remember to enjoy them while you can my friend. If you're like me, all too soon you'll look around and they'll be gone. Hope you don't find one day that you miss these "problems" as much as I do. Seems like just yesterday I came home from work to two squealing little girls who couldn't wait to hug daddy. I often wonder as I look around my full refrigerator and my empty house, where did the time go?

Gary

darksider #44

That's the craziest **** I ever read on the forum, bar none. Gary, you've been riding without a helmet again, haven't you!?

Back between wife #2 and #3, my mid-20's son was living with me. I simply stopped buying food of any kind. Only way I could keep food in the house was to not have food in the house. That make any sense? Now that I'm with #3, who was also #1 and the son's mom, he's back at home again (in his mid 30's) and he eats anything and everything, 24/7. And, dammitt, he knows how to cook, so that doesn't slow him down.

If you can't kill 'em, you're gonna have to feed 'em. But if there's nothing to feed them with, they get the message...QUICK!

 

[beemerdons]

Back between wife #2 and #3,...

WTF! And you're always crowing we FJR Forum Irish are as thick as a brick! Even Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy stopped after two wives; you *******!

 

[RadioHowie]

One ******* to another, wife #3 IS wife #1.

Talk about insane...doing the same thing over, expecting things to be different! :axesmiley:

 

[beemerdons]

One ******* to another, wife #3 IS wife #1.

Talk about insane...doing the same thing over, expecting things to be different! :axesmiley:

SkooterG's right about you RH, GreggieM's always saying you're the toughest Son of a ***** on our fine FJR Forum; and, SkootyG follows that up with: "Craziest too!"

 

[graler]

Ok would all of you get out of my freakin' house! I figure you must me there since you know about the lights being left on and no hot water. No wonder we go through so much food. I have one away at college (everytime they ask for money it has a comma in the amount - and I thought diapers were expensive). I still have two teenagers at home. Last night I went to get some girl scout cookies. The box was open, one sleeve left inside with one cookie. This is a great diet plan.

Joe

 

[RadioHowie]

 

[exskibum]

Back between wife #2 and #3,...

WTF! And you're always crowing we FJR Forum Irish are as thick as a brick! Even Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy stopped after two wives; you *******!

GUNNY, brother Don!

And Howie remarried No. 1 ?!?!?! Please tell me I read that wrong. I used to give the old manatee fecker credit for an IQ above 100, but if all that's true, maybe even room temperature numbers are a stretch. Makes you damn Fenians look like geniuses.

 

[FJRay]

One ******* to another, wife #3 IS wife #1.

Talk about insane...doing the same thing over, expecting things to be different! :axesmiley:

Your avatar explains a lot. You must be the kickEE rather than the kicker. :blink: Dumb ***.

 

[yamafitter]

And Howie remarried No. 1 ?!?!?! Please tell me I read that wrong. I used to give the old manatee fecker credit for an IQ above 100, but if all that's true, maybe even room temperature numbers are a stretch. Makes you damn Fenians look like geniuses.

Would room temperature numbers be measured in Celsius??

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Ok would all of you get out of my freakin' house! I figure you must me there since you know about the lights being left on and no hot water. No wonder we go through so much food. I have one away at college (everytime they ask for money it has a comma in the amount - and I thought diapers were expensive). I still have two teenagers at home. Last night I went to get some girl scout cookies. The box was open, one sleeve left inside with one cookie. This is a great diet plan.

Joe

My son went on facebook and shared a picture of a package of those peanut butter crackers... "Been eating these all night." Has the balls to eat a dozen of the little packages and then call me out on facebook as an enabling fool.

Howie, no wonder you do manatees.

 

[dcarver]

One ******* to another, wife #3 IS wife #1.

Talk about insane...doing the same thing over, expecting things to be different! :axesmiley:

Your avatar explains a lot. You must be the kickEE rather than the kicker. :blink: Dumb ***.

Does Red Foreman mean anything to you Shiny?

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I had to check it out in Wikipedia. Never heard of him but he seems like my kind of guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Forman

 

[RadioHowie]

To quote a famous cartoon character, the following can "BITE MY SHINY METAL ***!"

WTF! And you're always crowing we FJR Forum Irish are as thick as a brick! Even Old Michael, ShinyPartsUp and Papa Chuy stopped after two wives; you *******!

SkooterG's right about you RH, GreggieM's always saying you're the toughest Son of a ***** on our fine FJR Forum; and, SkootyG follows that up with: "Craziest too!"

GUNNY, brother Don!

And Howie remarried No. 1 ?!?!?! Please tell me I read that wrong. I used to give the old manatee fecker credit for an IQ above 100, but if all that's true, maybe even room temperature numbers are a stretch. Makes you damn Fenians look like geniuses.

Your avatar explains a lot. You must be the kickEE rather than the kicker. :blink: Dumb ***.

Would room temperature numbers be measured in Celsius??

All of you have risen to the top of my "Wishing You A Special Hell" list. :****:

 

[MojaveFJR]

It isn't just food, half hour showers and leaving every light on in the house get's costly too.

Yeah, this will come back to bite mine. When I go to their place, all lights on, running water, lots of wastefullness and so on. Payback is a b!tch. And what will be even funnier is when they breed and their spawn do it and yours complains to you about it.

Oh the cycle of life.