In today's paper

[wfooshee]

I wanted it to be a prank as I was reading it, because it had such a huge EEWWWWWW factor, but:

A guy brings his brother's dog home after his brother dies of an overdose. His, um, roomie takes a liking to the dog, enough so that the guy gets all pouty and thinks the roomy pays more attention to the dog than to him. So he smothers him with a pillow and spends the night with his body. A female roommate (uses another room of the house, apparently) finds him the next morning, supposedly 16 hours after she'd last seen either one of them.

No word on the fate of the dog.

Public defender wants to have his client evaluated, as "he doesn't seem normal."

Sometimes being from Panama City just fills me with unknowable pride!

 

[wheatonFJR]

Well, this certainly belongs in the anus shaving sub-forum....

iiicccccckkkkkkkkk.

Gotta sign off and watch some uplifting news to get the mental images from that article outta my head.

 

[Fred W]

What?

Seems like a nice clean all-American, apple pie and hot dogs family to me.

 

[Toecutter]

His, um, roomie takes a liking to the dog, enough so that the guy gets all pouty and thinks the roomy pays more attention to the dog than to him.

So, those Prop. 8 supporters were right, in that people might start marrying animals, eh?