Inflamitory Harley thread from another forum

[Draggon Rider]

Is it Friday? This seems like a Fooking Friday Thread... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd post about my encounter with two asshats on Sportsters, But I've already told that story... B)

 

[RapidDog]

The last ORIGINAL idea Hardley Ridable had was arguably in 1950? Okay, okay, okay, they may have more recently invented a more black black. They do have cool calendars though.

 

[SacramentoMike]

"The Highwayman." Great song, performed by Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash as--guess who? The Highwaymen.

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Lyrics, first verse:

I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride

With sword and pistol by my side

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade

The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five

But I am still alive.

So with apologies to Waylon, Willie and the Boys, and to Jimmy Webb, who wrote it, and after giving JB a couple days to provide an alternative response, I offer the following (and hope somebody will link it back to that Hardley site).

"The Hardleyman"

I am a Hardley Man, In ass-less chaps and beanie cap I ride

Often pulling to the side

Many a barmaid had to clean up a mess I made

Many a mechanic worked on my bike in the shade

My golden fillings and all my chrome have shaken loose

I can't outrun a Moose.

 

[puppychow]

Someone mentioned this South Park episode on today's ride and I had to go find it...

Enjoy!

https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251889/

 

[KATOOM37]

Highwayman - AKA: Walter Mitty

And where might dear Walter live? I'd really like to meet him.

 

[k7lvo]

Highwayman - AKA: Walter Mitty

And where might dear Walter live? I'd really like to meet him.

Kids! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty