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DENCOUCH

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Guys, ya have to help me with this...

Inside the front cover of my manual is the following ***************:

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Gee! What am I supposed to do next?

Are the other States privy to this info as well?

Should I not start the motor?

Can I be sued?

How do you guys in California handle this?

 
You had better not start that damnn thing up! If I inhale your exhaust I'm sueing you and all the rest of you Cali cancer causers! I can't belive you could even think of starting that evil motorcycle up. Cancer sucks! and it's all your fault! :unsure:

 
Maybe it only causes cancer if I ride it in California?

Maybe since I am the rider and in front of the exhaust pipes,

that I am safe!

That is what I am thinking... this is a warning that others who inhale my exhaust are going to experience reproductive harm.

Question: The people who live in California, are they not already experiencing this bad stuff? Maybe they should raise taxes, or something.

Maybe they could print some more warning labels!

 
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California is a special situation.

Things that are "known to the State of California" don't happen in normal places :yahoo:

Ken

 
I fail to see the humor in any of this.

Perhaps you could remove the page from the manual

and return to living in the State of Denial.

 
Really? you don't find it the least bit funny that California would spend tax dollars, wasted time and resources to have manufactures post such a warning? To be clear we were not makeing light of Cancer or it's effects, but only amused at the communist state of California's wastful ways and need to run every aspect of poeples lives. They even proposed a non-meat eating day be established. WTF? Sorry I dodn't live there and think it is very funny, but thats my warped mind at work. Hell I even back the second ammendment to the constitution I'm so F**ked up!

 
Make sure you read all of the fine print.....

CALIFORNIA PROP 65 WARNING: The ink used to print this "Prop 65" warning may contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm

:rolleyes: :assassin: :assassin: :glare:

 
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Everything causes death if you live long enough.
"Caution: Experts in California have determined that living leads to dying."

Dood...It's a good thing you read those warnings. I mean, you could accidently get into the shower while blow drying your hair. Then, the motorcycle induced cancer wouldn't have time to kill you.

 
So start it in Nevada and drive it across the border. Will not be an issue. EVerything causes Cancer and Birth defects.

:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

 
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I've got your reproductive harm right here buddy!

Everything causes death if you live long enough.
Yeah, I was thinkin' that...

Question: You California guys have to get this label tattooed on yer butts when ya turn 18?

(Serious minds need to know this stuff)

 
Well thats it then. The bike is hazardous to your health and the health of others. Just to be safe I will need to take it my independent test facility in Texas. I will need you to maintain your insurance coverage and provide gas for testing.

 
You klowns are overlooking the obvious.. It only causes cancer in California.

****!! Hey Don? change that route to Rays would ya? Utah is looking like a safe bet now. :lol:

 
This is the funniest thread I have seen in a long, long time. And the best part is that I think it's all true! California is going to go broke before they die of cancer.

 
Guys, ya have to help me with this...

Inside the front cover of my manual is the following ***************:

556179_428742990469596_1111408750_n.jpg


Gee! What am I supposed to do next?

Are the other States privy to this info as well?

Should I not start the motor?

Can I be sued?

How do you guys in California handle this?
Only what is behind you will suffer from the exhaust emissions ... am I going to be talked to about Harley Bashing again?

 
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