Pterodactyl
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At a busy bus stop in Dublin, a young English woman from London was waiting for a bus and wearing a very tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. Unexpectedly, large man who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the would-be Good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The man smiled and said,"Well, me name is Patrick and normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was becoming good friends."
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. Unexpectedly, large man who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the would-be Good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The man smiled and said,"Well, me name is Patrick and normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was becoming good friends."
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