Is my bike giving my Cancer?

[flyball]

Was this crap written in the 60's? Did anyone see the picture of that *****. With the Mick Jagger haircut and corduroy jacket. Or am I so out of fashion I don't realize that IS the style these days?

 

[RadioHowie]

That guy was right about a lot of things.

He was 100% ON POINT about being dead!

 

[Ignacio]

Admin! Reduce FJRGuy's post count by 700! Consider it demerits for posting lame crap that some poor frightened sod will belive.

Multiply that by two since he canuckian...that's 1400 demerits.

:rofl: You guys crack me up! It'd be worth 1400 demerits for the chuckles it provided.

We'd be benevolent and only multiply the demerits by 1.6....because of the fur-in metric thing..... 700 * 1.6 = 1120 to be lopped off. -500 is a big hole to get out of!

I checked this thread once at original posting, just now, and really hope to never have to come back to it! The fact somebody took time to make a web page for this makes me worry about humanity sometimes.....almost as much as the inevitable sucker that believes it and posts somewhere else about it. Oyy. :dribble:

 

[Bearly Flying]

Aw, come on Iggy. Cut the guy some slack, after all he is riding one of those Fruity coloured 07's, Not that there's anything wrong with that.....Obviously was spanked as a child...

 

[RadioHowie]

.....after all he is riding one of those Fruity coloured 07's.....

Oh, come on, BF! Have you looked at that Grape Kool-Aid thing YOU'RE riding????

 

[Bearly Flying]

Watch it Howie, Iggy rides one too, and ya don't want to piss him off.

Speaking of Fruit Loops, where the hell is Bustanut?

 

[beemerdons]

Watch it Howie, Iggy rides one too, and ya don't want to piss him off.

Speaking of Fruit Loops, where the hell is Bustanut?

Bustanut went to take a **** in the barnyard and the hogs ate him!

Watch it Howie, Iggy rides one too, and ya don't want to piss him off.

Speaking of Fruit Loops, where the hell is Bustanut?

Actually Don, in my humble opinion: Anyone that would ride a GEN 2 could not have had much of a Mother!

 

[ShowMeMo]

Check out this site.Looks like we need Russel, Rich, Corbin, etc... to buy licenses!

https://www.motorcyclecancer.com/

So.. cancer of the brain from cell phones.. cancer of the lungs from smokin'..cancer of the liver from drinkin'.. and now cancer of the boys from riding... what's next? Cancer of the eyes from too much ****?

 

[fjrchooser]

Here in Michigan we have the Navy's ELF system embedded in bedrock in the UP, enabling deep sea communications with submerged submarines in all the world's oceans.

Somehow I don't think my motorcycle seat being shielded would make all that much difference, although the subs may not hear as much "Radar Love" emanating from it as before. Anyway, I consider it my contribution to the USO.

 

[FJRGuy]

Just confirms my belief that we are becoming a nation of weenies.

George Carlin called it "the pussification of America." That guy was right about a lot of things.

I hate to admit it, but this "inventor" is from Canada <_< , he's just preying on weenies everywhere! :dribble:

 

[beemerdons]

Wrap your privates in aluminum foil -the new secret to Long Life motorcycle riding...
... and we have been so worried about heat shields

Luckily for Bustanut joker and RadioHowie, their wives took away their nut sacks many years ago. For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!

I didn't know they made foil in small packages Beemerdons. The things you learn on this forum!

Actually Shiny, I use the foil they wrap Wrigley's Juicy Fruit chewing gum in: Waste not, want not!

 

[RadioHowie]

Luckily for Bustanut joker and RadioHowie, their wives took away their nut sacks many years ago. For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!

I didn't know they made foil in small packages Beemerdons. The things you learn on this forum!

Actually Shiny, I use the foil they wrap Wrigley's Juicy Fruit chewing gum in: Waste not, want not!

I think Don's more Scotch than Irish.....he's so frugal he can get TWO wraps from a single slice!

 

[beemerdons]

Luckily for Bustanut joker and RadioHowie, their wives took away their nut sacks many years ago. For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!

I didn't know they made foil in small packages Beemerdons. The things you learn on this forum!

Actually Shiny, I use the foil they wrap Wrigley's Juicy Fruit chewing gum in: Waste not, want not!

I think Don's more Scotch than Irish.....he's so frugal he can get TWO wraps from a single slice!

Truer words were never spoken, RadioHowie! You do know don't you that copper wire was invented by an Irishman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny!

 

[64Y80]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

 

[Neil San Diego]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

 

[johnny80s]

 

[64Y80]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

Whew, O.K., thanks. Note to self, when buying tire look for free gremlin bell with every tire bought sale.

 

[Fred W]

My grandson is down wit' dat.

 

[beemerdons]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

Whew, O.K., thanks. Note to self, when buying tire look for free gremlin bell with every tire bought sale.

https://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=White+Lake...697&2v=CITY

Uh 64Y80, you live one hour and a 55 mile ride to Owosso, Michigan. And you are worried about your cojones? Trust me, with Bustanut joker that close to you; you have bigger problems; big problems!

 

[Fred W]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

Whew, O.K., thanks. Note to self, when buying tire look for free gremlin bell with every tire bought sale.

https://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=White+Lake...697&2v=CITY

Uh 64Y80, you live one hour and a 55 mile ride to Owosso, Michigan. And you are worried about your cojones? Trust me, with Bustanut joker that close to you; you have bigger problems; big problems!

Yeah, but that does involve protecting one's cojones (along with any violatable bodily orifices)