Is my bike giving my Cancer?

[64Y80]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

Whew, O.K., thanks. Note to self, when buying tire look for free gremlin bell with every tire bought sale.

https://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=White+Lake...697&2v=CITY

Uh 64Y80, you live one hour and a 55 mile ride to Owosso, Michigan. And you are worried about your cojones? Trust me, with Bustanut joker that close to you; you have bigger problems; big problems!

Yeah, but that does involve protecting one's cojones (along with any violatable bodily orifices)

Since joining the forum I've decided to remove Owosso from my list of must see places before I kick the bucket. Besides, with all the friggin road construction going on around here, I'm not even sure one could get there from here, or vice versa.

 

[beemerdons]

Hold on a second here guys, I'm new to the forum, so I have been going through past posts to identify things to watch out for with my new Feejer. One that I paid particular attention to was the warning that should I mount a car tire on the rear my balls would fall off. Now it's being suggested that just riding the bike will make them fall off? :dribble:

If you go to the dark side with the car tire, just make sure ya mount a gremlin bell and all should be well. B)

Whew, O.K., thanks. Note to self, when buying tire look for free gremlin bell with every tire bought sale.

https://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=White+Lake...697&2v=CITY

Uh 64Y80, you live one hour and a 55 mile ride to Owosso, Michigan. And you are worried about your cojones? Trust me, with Bustanut joker that close to you; you have bigger problems; big problems!

Yeah, but that does involve protecting one's cojones (along with any violatable bodily orifices)

I stand corrected, Fred W; you are right, Bustanut would attempt to shave 64Y80's cojones (testicles). Just beware 64Y80: Of a ******* from Owosso, MI bearing gifts, namely electric anus shaving kits.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Who would know better Beemerdons? Yup, watch out for Barry and his anus shaving kits!

 

[dustyrains]

Covered already...my aluminum foil underwear works great although it does chafe...

Probably makes weird sounds when you walk, too. Crinkle crinkle crinkle.