Is sex better with an FJR?

[BBIII]

I bought the FJR last July and my wife of 22 years was PISSED OFF. Then she lost 100 LBS to get my attention (and that worked really well) Now she is talking about riding bit@h this summer during my adventures She wants to know...is sex better with an FJR or a BMW? I don't really care, I just want to stay married. And I'm not into "machines"

Thanks,

Bill B III

 

[Rogue]

I don't know... I've never tried to have sex with any motorcycle.

 

[MrVvrroomm]

I'd say it'd be better with your wife than your FJR. Although I ride mine pretty hard (my FJR), I've never thought of having sex with it.

 

[Scab]

Try sex with wife-on fjr.

While on CENTER STAND, not riding.

Use helmet.

Chaps are a must.

 

[BBIII]

Try sex with wife-on fjr.While on CENTER STAND, not riding.

Use helmet.

Chaps are a must.

OK, how fast should I be going? I'm always reaching for the mystery 6th position, maybe I'll find it Is helmet a code word for protection? I've been in "lock down" for 22 friggin years, why do I need protection? :huh:

 

[C&C]

Suggestion: If you have that dreaded vibration around 4,000 rpms, don't do the TBS.

 

[Scab]

No, just to keep down bumps on head. Again, while on center stand, don't attempt while riding! (remember, there is a point where your eyes roll back in your head). Have fjr running, though. Use throttle liberally, vibrations are not always bad.

 

[radman]

You could ask this guy, he seems to have it sorted out.

NWS Picture

**ADMIN NOTE: Picture replaced by Ignacio with NWS hyperlink. Definitely not work safe. Radman, please don't get anybody fired. It takes just one NWS post in an otherwise unposted thread to make it happen.

.....by the way it's hysterical!***

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

He's wearing a padded riding jacket with his helmet. She obviously decided to protect her least worthwhile asset. Who other than a stupid person would do what she is doing there? Nobody.

Back to the question: My wife and I spend a lot more time together now that we have the FJR instead of the BMW, so I would say you have the right bike.

 

[Bluebullet]

My FJR didn't come with airbags like that bike has :erm:

 

[rocketdoc]

BBIII, well it sounds like you are both making great changes to keep things new and exciting.

Here is a link to a farkle you might want to surprise her with... https://www.viberider.com/

 

[FJReady]

I thought the question was: is sex better with and FJR or a BMW. I'd vote for the FJR- the BMW is fussy and will demand more of your time that you could be spending having sex. Of course a few minutes per week won't take that much time away from your motorcycle.

 

[vectervp1]

Well, would you prefer two big jugs or four little ones?

 

[twowheelnut]

I tried to find the one of the 2 chicks doing each other on an FJR in a park in Europe somewhere, but I couldn't find it. I think there was a link over at .ws. Anyone?

By the way BB, make sure the muffler has cooled down, first... :blink:

 

[slapnpop]

By the way BB, make sure the muffler has cooled down, first... :blink:

Damn! You beat me to it!

 

[Fencer]

Chaps are a must.

That would have to be ass-less chaps. He said a BMW or FJ. Now you've brought Harley into it.

Radman, I thought about using that pic as my avitar with smiley faces in the right places. but figured someone would get offended. That came across my eyes a few weeks ago as a responce to Honda's announcement of airbags on the Goldwing.

 

[Bike Effects]

Is sex better with an FJR? Not sure if it is related but I am having a problem with my right hand getting numb.

 

[HIGHLANDER]

Is sex better with an FJR? Not sure if it is related but I am having a problem with my right hand getting numb.

 

[user 1521]

You could ask this guy, he seems to have it sorted out.
NWS Picture

**ADMIN NOTE: Picture replaced by Ignacio with NWS hyperlink. Definitely not work safe. Radman, please don't get anybody fired. It takes just one NWS post in an otherwise unposted thread to make it happen.

.....by the way it's hysterical!***

Arrrgh, didn't even think what NWS meant till after I clicked it!!

Good thing I finish up here tomorrow :bleh:

Top piccy though :clap: :haha: :haha: