It's Going Around

[Tyler]

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.

The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights.

" What can I do? " he pleaded.

" Not much " the doctor replied. " There's just a nasty bug going around."

 

[RiderCoach Lar]

On my second beer of the evening.....and LMFAO!! :lol2:

Thanks for the laugh, Tyler :thumbsup:

 

[Tyler]

On my second beer of the evening.....and LMFAO!! :lol2:
Thanks for the laugh, Tyler :thumbsup:

Glad to help, Larry... hope the beer didn't come out the nose.

 

[Toecutter]

I'm wondering why Harold answered the door after the first night....

 

[Old Michael]

I'm wondering why Harold answered the door after the first night....

Pffft.

Why did I would someone get married three times?

 

[madmike2]

I'm wondering why Harold answered the door after the first night....

Pffft.

Why did I would someone get married three times?

:rofl: :rofl:

And I thought I was a slow learner!

Uhm...Bob...because the doorbell rang.

[SIZE=8pt]Personally, I always check the peephole or look out one of the windows. Sooooo, if you've stopped by unannounced and didn't get an answer even though you could hear the radio or television.......[/SIZE]

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Pretty funny, Tyler! There are many of my family members who've just received that joke in their email.

 

[Tyler]

Pffft.Why did I would someone get married three times?

Pffft. My dad is on number 8. You're a slacker!

 

[Toecutter]

Why did I would someone get married three times?

In hopes of an eventual soul mate?

Pffft. My dad is on number 8. You're a slacker!

Well then, he's tied with my dad, the last being 18 to his 58....

 

[FatNakedGuy]

Had Harold been thinking he'd of answered the door with his 12guage