Kids say the damnedest things

[Bustanut joker]

I don't like pie anymore..

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-childrens-spelling-mistakes/

 

[Mudslide Miller]

Good one.......... some funny **** in there.

 

[Old Guy]

A lady I worked with swears this happened to her. She was always telling her little girl she'd grow up to be fat if she ate too much. So, they were in a restaurant one day, and the little girl was staring at a pregnant woman at the next table. Finally, the woman asked "Do you think you know me?" And the little girl's answer was "No, but I know what you've been doing."

 

[Fly Bye]

Art Linkletter would be in shock.

 

[donaldb]

Jebus Bust.............to find this you must have been up most of the night searching for **** again. No wonder you don't sleep at night.

 

[HotRodZilla]

"I CUM IN PIES..." Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Jebus Bust.............to find this you must have been up most of the night searching for **** again. No wonder you don't sleep at night.

Kinda sorta.. I was out chasing one of me flock.

 

[Bounce]

Please keep in mind that the forum isn't a dive bar and that some members might be offended by the C-bomb. There's few enough women participating already so we don't want to drive them any farther away.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.

That way all of them will look in and bitch about things that offend. As it was directed at no one and created by innocents misspelling I didn't figure undies would get in a twist.

I'm glad that Pat Robertson and Billy Graham have joint the board as advisers.. I expect Sharpton and the Reverend Jackson to soon hop on.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

 

[HotRodZilla]

I got $10 I know who it was...But I'm gonna be very anti-Zilla and keep my mouth shut.

 

[MEM]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.That way all of them will look in and bitch about things that offend.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

Hey Bust ....

FWIW, since my own language can be fairly colourful, I wasn't offended by donaldb's remark (I figured he took it out of your OP), but I do appreciate Bounce's acknowledgement that, in general, the use of the c-word is a little too colourful for most polite company. Me, included.

And, if you didn't care, you'd have not commented.

JSNS

 

[Bustanut joker]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.That way all of them will look in and bitch about things that offend.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

Hey Bust ....

FWIW, since my own language can be fairly colourful, I wasn't offended by donaldb's remark (I figured he took it out of your OP), but I do appreciate Bounce's acknowledgement that, in general, the use of the c-word is a little too colourful for most polite company. Me, included.

And, if you didn't care, you'd have not commented.

JSNS

No.... I'm too old to give a **** about what others think. Just wanted to get that out there.

 

[HotRodZilla]

****: Not Safe For Wimmenz