Kids say the damnedest things

[Bustanut joker]

I don't like pie anymore..

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-childrens-spelling-mistakes/

 

[Mudslide Miller]

Good one.......... some funny **** in there.

 

[Old Guy]

A lady I worked with swears this happened to her. She was always telling her little girl she'd grow up to be fat if she ate too much. So, they were in a restaurant one day, and the little girl was staring at a pregnant woman at the next table. Finally, the woman asked "Do you think you know me?" And the little girl's answer was "No, but I know what you've been doing."

 

[Fly Bye]

Art Linkletter would be in shock.

 

[donaldb]

Jebus Bust.............to find this you must have been up most of the night searching for **** again. No wonder you don't sleep at night.

 

[HotRodZilla]

"I CUM IN PIES..." Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Jebus Bust.............to find this you must have been up most of the night searching for **** again. No wonder you don't sleep at night.

Kinda sorta.. I was out chasing one of me flock.

 

[Bounce]

Please keep in mind that the forum isn't a dive bar and that some members might be offended by the C-bomb. There's few enough women participating already so we don't want to drive them any farther away.

 

[Bustanut joker]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.

That way all of them will look in and ***** about things that offend. As it was directed at no one and created by innocents misspelling I didn't figure undies would get in a twist.

I'm glad that Pat Robertson and Billy Graham have joint the board as advisers.. I expect Sharpton and the Reverend Jackson to soon hop on.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

 

[HotRodZilla]

I got $10 I know who it was...But I'm gonna be very anti-Zilla and keep my mouth shut.

 

[MEM]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.That way all of them will look in and ***** about things that offend.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

Hey Bust ....

FWIW, since my own language can be fairly colourful, I wasn't offended by donaldb's remark (I figured he took it out of your OP), but I do appreciate Bounce's acknowledgement that, in general, the use of the c-word is a little too colourful for most polite company. Me, included.

And, if you didn't care, you'd have not commented.

JSNS

 

[Bustanut joker]

I propose we start using NSFFV... Not Safe For Female Viewing.That way all of them will look in and ***** about things that offend.

Guess I am too damned old to care .

Hey Bust ....

FWIW, since my own language can be fairly colourful, I wasn't offended by donaldb's remark (I figured he took it out of your OP), but I do appreciate Bounce's acknowledgement that, in general, the use of the c-word is a little too colourful for most polite company. Me, included.

And, if you didn't care, you'd have not commented.

JSNS

No.... I'm too old to give a **** about what others think. Just wanted to get that out there.

 

[HotRodZilla]

****: Not Safe For Wimmenz