Lawnmower DUI
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dcarver
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Is it illegal to cut grass? I know my rights! LOL good one!
uctofeej
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My favorite line: "My wife's gonna kick your ***." :lol:
jdog109socal
The Video Dude
LOL that was funny
Altinger
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I don't know why the cop sprayed him. Old Steve certainly wasn't threatening in the least.
The cop probably would have had less of a fight just letting him piss and then cuff him.
The cop probably would have had less of a fight just letting him piss and then cuff him.
uctofeej
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Windjammer
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Plus it was probably a lot more fun to spray him, get him all pissed off and wrestle him to the ground. He won't remember it anyway, so what the hell? Just letting him piss and arresting him would have been way too boring. Also, the resisting arrest part will look better on the police report, compared to the pissing off a lawn mower charge. The guy was being cooperative, for the most part. That cop was a BORED *******.
Nonetheless, mower boy wasn't exactly making good decisions that day either. A good example of what happens "When 2 stupid people meet".
kansas transit
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cop wanted to spay steve before he got sprayed lol
El Gordo
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Quite funny but...
The guy was an ***** & the cop was an ******. No need to spray him or be so aggressive.
The guy was an ***** & the cop was an ******. No need to spray him or be so aggressive.
Silver Penguin
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LOL! Who gets to hose out the back seat of the car? Shoulda let the guy empty his tank before taking him away.
BuilderBob
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I'm disappointed.
There was no "Don't tase me, Bro!"
Other than that, I don't think it's real.
There was no "Don't tase me, Bro!"
Other than that, I don't think it's real.
I'm agreeing. +1, ummm Gunny, yeah that it, Gunny.
This was a total sham. Kind of amusing though.
uctofeej
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You guys have clearly never been to Kentucky.I'm agreeing. +1, ummm Gunny, yeah that it, Gunny.
This was a total sham. Kind of amusing though.
Some LEOs I've worked with in a small KY town told me about a pair of brothers arrested for DUI, one on a horse (two-time offender clicky) and the other right behind him on a lawn mower. (Note: the link is about the 1st dui on the horse, the brother does not appear in that story)
Checkswrecks
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Oh no. Dealing with the public, I am absolutely positively sure that old Steve's the real deal.
Bob
abarron576
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Bad acting on both parts, but still funny!
weekend rider
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We had a horse DUI here in Woodland Ca. about15 years ago. the person charged found guilty of a DUI
That cop acted just like a person with a small **** has just a little power and wants everyone to know
That cop acted just like a person with a small **** has just a little power and wants everyone to know
The thing I don't get is how you could charge anyone with DUI on a horse or a mower, since neither require a license to operate. I'm sure they could come up with some sort of reckless endangerment charge, but DUI is a motor vehicle offense.
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