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The Daily Show had interviews with the attractive wives of some of the candidates. They were asking them if they felt the country was ready for a FLILF. :rofl:

 
The Daily Show had interviews with the attractive wives of some of the candidates. They were asking them if they felt the country was ready for a FLILF. :rofl:

Hmmm... which of the candidates has an attractive wife? :unsure:

Hillary? What's her wife look like?

 
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Dude, I love motorcycles as much as the next guy, but there is something very wrong with changing an acronym like MILF into THAT!

The true meaning is, Mom's I'd Love to F***

Let's not mix up passions here!!! The next thing you know, people will start interchanging words in the acronym, and the police will have to get called!

 
In an effort to keep this thread on track, I have included a picture. No, not of a MILF, but of the final Halloween Costume for my son. The left is the final product, the right is the image I used to create the final product (and no Pig, I don't know why Crack has a Starfish on his face. Better than a "crack" pipe though). He doesn't have the jacket tied in the back, when he does, the shoulder boards are more in line. He's 12, he slouches!

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Very good job, Pony. You could have a future in this sewing thing.

Now, for all you guys looking for reasons to get to the fabric shop: Seat cover material. That way, you still get to be cool and you get to mention your motorcycle when approached for assistance.

 
Very good job, Pony. You could have a future in this sewing thing.

Now, for all you guys looking for reasons to get to the fabric shop: Seat cover material. That way, you still get to be cool and you get to mention your motorcycle when approached for assistance.
I think you missed the point, Scab. He got all the MILF-ly attention by saying he was making a costume for his kid! That shows what a sensitive caring sharing kinda guy he is, which is what these women really go for.

If you tell them you're recovering your motorcycle seat it would be like: "Ho -hum... Just another macho dude. Harley shop is down the street, studly."

 
Oh. Now that clears up my solitary time in the material shop. :blink:

 
I've clearly had much too sheltered an upbringing. Would someone tell me what MILF stands for?
Great thread, great costume...well done.

BTW. I was talking to an old guy last week about the traumas and trials of bringing up kids, he said don't worry, the first 45 years are the worst!

Forget the cloth store. If you don't have an 18 year old daughter borrow one and take her clothes shopping on a Saturday. You will be surrounded by gorgeous young things all day, in shops that you never even glanced in before.

 
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I've clearly had much too sheltered an upbringing. Would someone tell me what MILF stands for?
Great thread, great costume...well done.

BTW. I was talking to an old guy last week about the traumas and trials of bringing up kids, he said don't worry, the first 45 years are the worst!

Forget the cloth store. If you don't have an 18 year old daughter borrow one and take her clothes shopping on a Saturday. You will be surrounded by gorgeous young things all day, in shops that you never even glanced in before.
Yeah, but how do you keep the drool down to a minimum... :rolleyes:

 
Maybe next year your son and his friends could be a Rice Crispy Treat cookie with one of their girlfriends as the marshmallow holding them all together? You DO know that jr. high means girlfriends, right? BTW, great job on the costume!

 
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