I've clearly had much too sheltered an upbringing. Would someone tell me what MILF stands for?
Great thread, great costume...well done.
BTW. I was talking to an old guy last week about the traumas and trials of bringing up kids, he said don't worry, the first 45 years are the worst!
Forget the cloth store. If you don't have an 18 year old daughter borrow one and take her clothes shopping on a Saturday.
You will be surrounded by gorgeous young things all day, in shops that you never even glanced in before.