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Isabella is Lazarus
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Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are the same. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer

the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them

to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6

a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer

all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some

things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split,

fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast

is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,

but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie

and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by

the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus

yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder

these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long

walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him

different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at

home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain

is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and

frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting

medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls -eye is near as

big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you

like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all

comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own

cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to

wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they

break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at

home. I'm about the best they got except for that Tug Jordan from

over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same

time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near

300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers

get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

 
I think that chick was in the same boot camp as mine. Even though we didn't have any WM's anywhere near SanDiego in 1978.

Thats one hard core broad.

 
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