Geezer
Parsimonious Curmudgeon
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman's double"?
"Whats that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life.
She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"
We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman's double"?
"Whats that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life.
She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"
