My god.. so.. GHEY!

[Bungie]

I finally broke down and washed, and waxed my bike. First wax job since just before EOM last year. It looks... looks.. GHEY!

My neighbor took one look at it and said 'new bike? Looks like it used to be owned by a limp wristed, poodle walkin', mint muchin', meat whistle tuning he man!"

Wait, it gets worse, BugR and the ever lovely wifey are supposed to show up here today, worse still, FJRPierre should be here within the hour. I don't want any French Canadian, Ottawa dwelling type guys gettin' all a-swoon over it!

So my question is, how do it get it lookin' back to all hardcore road warrior'ish before anybody shows up?

 

[Hit the Road Jack]

Sounds like you should find a dirt road to drive on!

 

[user 6393]

you are sooooooooo doomed...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

 

[johnny80s]

Rub it with some straight 30 weight.

 

[Bungie]

you are sooooooooo doomed...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

I understand, hey, if you can't laugh at the damned, who CAN you laugh at?

Well your a big help! The ink on my man-card is fading away as I type this. Maybe I should go have a double mocha de-caff, skittle topped latte.... wait! WHO TYPED THAT!! See, its happening!

Rub it with some straight 30 weight.

That'll work! Wait, synth or dino?

 

[marcusorelius]

I just take my poodle ride'n on my "ghey" bike. A couple hardcore bikers (Hell's Angels) thought it was cool. So I quess it hasn't hurt my image! :shades:

 

[user 6393]

you are sooooooooo doomed...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

I understand, hey, if you can't laugh at the damned, who CAN you laugh at?

Well your a big help! The ink on my man-card is fading away as I type this. Maybe I should go have a double mocha de-caff, skittle topped latte.... wait! WHO TYPED THAT!! See, its happening!

Dude, get a hold of yourself! Just say NO to the floofy coffee!

 

[FJRBluesman]

You shoudl be banned!!!

 

[johnny80s]

I just take my poodle ride'n on my "ghey" bike. A couple hardcore bikers (Hell's Angels) thought it was cool. So I quess it hasn't hurt my image! :shades:

You never mess with a dog named Duke. Even if he is a poodle he'll be the toughest som'***** around.

 

[exskibum]

Hand rub the oil (either syn or dino works) on it and THEN ride it down a dirt road fast. If you don't have time for that, just take it out front and throw it down your street. You'd be amazed at how antiqued and used a bike can look with a new set of road rash and broken parts. Guarantee no one will even notice it's still clean.

HTH

 

[madjackdog]

You are so screwed. Rip up that Man-card, kid. Your ***** has officially become vestigial, like your appendix, good only for urination. If I were you, I'd hop down to Victoria's Secret, I hear they're having a big sale.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I like clean and shiny bikes. I just don't happen to own one.

Maybe barb will wax mine during dinner, so when I come out to the parking lot, it will be ready for me. :clapping:

 

[Geezer]

They can only tease you when you are standing still. Just get out and ride and you won't hear any comments about your 'clean' bike.

I waxed mine about 10 times... all in the first month I owned it. Since then I wash it once or twice a year. It sure does look nice when I wash it after it's been dirty for a long time.

 

[Patriot]

Paging Jeff Q; Paging Jeff Q; please come to the white courtesy phone...

 

[Jeff Q]

present

I say you can be hardcore and still like a clean machine.

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Nothing wrong with a clean bike.

I wish I had the time...

 

[user 6393]

I like clean and shiny bikes. I just don't happen to own one.
Maybe barb will wax mine during dinner, so when I come out to the parking lot, it will be ready for me. :clapping:

oh, I'll do something to your bike during dinner honey... :evilsmiley: :angel: , likely won't have sh#t to do with how clean it is tho...*shrug*

 

[SacramentoMike]

Two words: Roseville Yamaha. They wash it free with every thousand dollar visit I pay them.

 

[Patriot]

Two words: Roseville Yamaha. They wash it free with every thousand dollar visit I pay them.

hope it's better than a local guy that replaced a brake line on my ole Goldwing

kept boasting that he'd clean it up real good before delivery

fixed it up real fine brakes wise, but went and pressure washed the entire bike...every inch of it

I had fog in my J&M CB and inside my instruments lenses...kinda put me off <to say it nicely>...

Idiots