Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper

[Tyler]

I'm not sure what to say... I'm sure others will. :lol:

https://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/11/...toriesBySection

(AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

A Searcy police report says 35-year-old Christopher A. Clark of Searcy kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident. Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."
Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure....State police are still investigating.

Musta had small one to be considered indecent :dntknw:

 

[Khunajawdge]

(AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

What was the cruiser doing sleeting?

A Searcy police report says 35-year-old Christopher A. Clark of Searcy kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident. Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The cruiser had to bump into him and caused damage? Oh, and Clark wasn't carrying a license? Ya Think?

 

[canyonman]

ATGATT!!!!

 

[BikerGeek99]

What was odot doing in Arkansas?

 

[Checkswrecks]

Well, lessee. If'n I wanna go legally biking in the buff, where would I carry my license? Hmmmmm...

 

[k7lvo]

I'm not sure what to say... I'm sure others will. :lol:
https://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/11/...toriesBySection

(AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

...

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

Seems to me like it would be more like... mistywiener charges... just sayin'...

 

[Patriot]

I'm not sure what to say... I'm sure others will. :lol:
https://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/11/...toriesBySection

(AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

...

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

Seems to me like it would be more like... mistywiener charges... just sayin'...

ROFLOL :clapping:

I can think of only one place to put the license; just sayin'

 

[wfooshee]

So Tyler, you just every so often run a search for "naked man motorcycle" on Google, or what?

 

[daviddowns2000]

Motorcycle...naked...sleeting....odd that DWI wasn't mentioned as well. Maybe there is a perfectly rational explanation?

 

[juniorfjr]

I've actually been the guy in the cruiser in a deal just like that. Was patroling in small town, county had contract with. Came around corner and a dirt bike goes on by, guy wearing only cowboy boots and a helmet. Chase was on, called other deputy in area. They guy shook us and I was about to give up when I saw a reflection in a blackberry bramble. Sure enough, he hadn't negotiated a corner and flew off in the blackberrys. Thats where we found him a little worse for wear. A drinking party gone wrong. I can still see him trying to get out of the berrys, with 3 cops spotlights on him.

 

[Old Michael]

A naked man on a motorcycle ...

Glass houses.

Who hasn't found themselves in the same situation, and just been lucky in getting away with it?

Why just last year at NAFO, Dr. Rich and I had had a few, and it was muggy out and .....

 

[v65]

Maybe there is a perfectly rational explanation?

Like waking up naked in Bustanut's house? That would do it. :lol:

 

[juniorfjr]

Maybe there is a perfectly rational explanation?

Like waking up naked in Bustanut's house? That would do it. :lol:

:blink:

 

[FJRGuy]

Searcy police cited Clark for ...not having a vehicle license.

Oh, and Clark wasn't carrying a license? Ya Think?

Well, lessee. If'n I wanna go legally biking in the buff, where would I carry my license? Hmmmmm...

I can think of only one place to put the license; just sayin'

I can think of a great place to put the [SIZE=12pt]vehicle [/SIZE]licence... bolted to the back of the bike!

 

[Midlifefjr]

What....no picture, probably a FJR Gen 1 rider.....lol :dribble:

 

[user 6393]

A naked man on a motorcycle ...

Glass houses.

Who hasn't found themselves in the same situation, and just been lucky in getting away with it?

Why just last year at NAFO, Dr. Rich and I had had a few, and it was muggy out and .....

pics???

Well, lessee. If'n I wanna go legally biking in the buff, where would I carry my license? Hmmmmm...

tankbag

[SIZE=8pt]not that I would know from experience[/SIZE]

 

[k7lvo]

For a serious moment, did anyone else notice that the headline says "biker runs into trooper" and the article (fine print) says "trooper runs into biker?" Whazzup wit' that???