need help starting my 2009 KLR650

[yamafitter]

Yep...I prolly shooda jiss sed...that dang-ol' wet cell battry ull jis go dang-ol' dry iffin yuh leaves et onna chargerin'-up muh-chine wiffout puttin' noe distillated wodder entuh them cells. Em dried up plates ull git all "touchy-feely" uth wun-uh-nuther en nuthin' s likely tuh werk after thet. Jiss throw et sucker ay-way en gitcher seff wunna them all-sealed-up-not-a-gunna-leek battries...y'knoe, thems thet's fillied up wiff Jello er sumpthin'.

S'posed tuh thems don't be leekin' all over yer murdersickle iffin yew wuz tuh tippit "shiny-parts-down", neither.



Oh...yeah...yuh mite wunna foller them uther suggestified mane-taining tricks in thet ther Kawasakial manual.

Do we need Rushes to translate this back into something resembling English??

My computer is not fluent in Trailer Trash.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Yep...I prolly shooda jiss sed...that dang-ol' wet cell battry ull jis go dang-ol' dry iffin yuh leaves et onna chargerin'-up muh-chine wiffout puttin' noe distillated wodder entuh them cells. Em dried up plates ull git all "touchy-feely" uth wun-uh-nuther en nuthin' s likely tuh werk after thet. Jiss throw et sucker ay-way en gitcher seff wunna them all-sealed-up-not-a-gunna-leek battries...y'knoe, thems thet's fillied up wiff Jello er sumpthin'.

S'posed tuh thems don't be leekin' all over yer murdersickle iffin yew wuz tuh tippit "shiny-parts-down", neither.



Oh...yeah...yuh mite wunna foller them uther suggestified mane-taining tricks in thet ther Kawasakial manual.

Do we need Rushes to translate this back into something resembling English??

My computer is not fluent in Trailer Trash.

Let me translate: You PIA SOB, you are right but I don't like it! I should have advised the wet battery will go dry without appropriate maintenance by adding distilled water periodically. Thanks for showing me up ya smart-ass. To eliminate worry from normal usage and eliminate spillage in a tip-over, buy a sealed battery, ya dickcheese.

Oh yes, Michael, gentleman and scholar that you are, you might consider taking another look at the maintenance schedule for your fine motorcycle.

I believe that is a correct translation.

 

[madmike2]

I believe that is a correct translation.

I'd simply forgotten how muti-talented you are, Michael.

I also failed to consider that this forum is international.

Now that you've given away the code, I'll be forced to work on the new and improved Superior Gen I Owner's semi-secret translator ring..... :bleh:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I believe that is a correct translation.

I'd simply forgotten how muti-talented you are, Michael.

I also failed to consider that this forum is international.

Now that you've given away the code, I'll be forced to work on the new and improved Superior Gen I Owner's semi-secret translator ring..... :bleh:

Bust already created one, but not with a secret decoder ring. I'm working on breaking the Bustanut code. It includes sheep screams and grunts, so it isn't easy.

 

[madmike2]

I believe that is a correct translation.

I'd simply forgotten how muti-talented you are, Michael.

I also failed to consider that this forum is international.

Now that you've given away the code, I'll be forced to work on the new and improved Superior Gen I Owner's semi-secret translator ring..... :bleh:

Bust already created one, but not with a secret decoder ring. I'm working on breaking the Bustanut code. It includes sheep screams and grunts, so it isn't easy.

Perhaps I should begin work on the DS owners decoder ring.....