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I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p

 
Ummmmm.. I'd like to help Bill but..

I've "Physically"discharged a few capacitors in my time. Not sure I have enough conductivity left.

:****:

 
I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p
Hang the leads from his ear lobes and see if you get something other than BS out of him. :lol:

 
I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p
Hang the leads from his ear lobes and see if you get something other than BS out of him. :lol:

Ya know...... Responses like this make me feel bad... Like I almost don't wanna blow smoke up yer anus..

 
Ummmmm.. I'd like to help Bill but..

I've "Physically"discharged a few capacitors in my time. Not sure I have enough conductivity left.

:****:
I that case I'll bring my 5kV meggar and see how many megohms a doofus to ground measures. ;)
All of 'em ..Plus two liters of the crown to assure conductivity with minimal resistance... I'm rather resistant without proper lubrication ya know.

 
Ummmmm.. I'd like to help Bill but..

I've "Physically"discharged a few capacitors in my time. Not sure I have enough conductivity left.

:****:
I that case I'll bring my 5kV meggar and see how many megohms a doofus to ground measures. ;)
All of 'em ..Plus two liters of the crown to assure conductivity with minimal resistance... I'm rather resistant without proper lubrication ya know.
Save the crown for good people. A little sheep dip is good enough for Bust.

 
I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p
Hang the leads from his ear lobes and see if you get something other than BS out of him. :lol:
First you have to let him build up the level above the ears since he spews so much. Last time I saw him there was a brown ring around his forehead because he was down a quart or two.

 
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I've dealt with Interstate batteries getting mine overhauled. They charged a flatate by voltage and warrant them for a year. J Paul

 
I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p

Hang the leads from his ear lobes and see if you get something other than BS out of him. :lol:
First you have to let him build up the level above the ears since he spews so much. Last time I saw him there was a brown ring around his forehead because he was down a quart or two.
U fukers!! Why am I always the slow guy with the target on his back? I hope ya know Congress is looking into anti bullying measures.

You fukers will be asking me to bring ya **** when yer in prision for the stuff ya put me through here! :blum: I'll be sure to pee in yer ciggys before I deliver 'em

 
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I've taken a variac powering a bridge rectifier and hit them with 80 volts a few times.

Maybe 50% work again. Not sure about the Mig welder?

Oh... Any advice for dildo battery's?

Several of me critter satisfiers are down right now and I'm going away fer a few days.. FJRay and Shiny are busy, so any help would be appreciated. ;)
Bust - I can get a Variac and bring it to the next Tech Day. I will just need you to first hang onto the leads while I test the output. :p

Hang the leads from his ear lobes and see if you get something other than BS out of him. :lol:
First you have to let him build up the level above the ears since he spews so much. Last time I saw him there was a brown ring around his forehead because he was down a quart or two.
U fukers!! Why am I always the slow guy with the target on his back? I hope ya know Congress is looking into anti bullying measures.

You fukers will be asking me to bring ya **** when yer in prision for the stuff ya put me through here! :blum: I'll be sure to pee in yer ciggys before I deliver 'em
That's what you get for riding the short bus and them law makers got the same brown ring so they ain't gonna help. I don't smoke either. :p :p :p

 
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