Not sure if I can live without ...

[Old Michael]

 

[allrider]

 

[wheatonFJR]

I want one with a small 2-cycle engine.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

That would be a bitch to clean. You and OM have a lot of free time to search for this stuff, don't you? How do you find the time after doing the usual porn research every day?

 

[kaitsdad]

Ya know, that looks like it would be really comfortable when you have your finger in the.... ah....

oh never mind. :blink:

 

[FJRBluesman]

That's kind of kool.

I wonder what type of lubrication it needs, and what the maintenance interval might be... :blink:

 

[Silver Penguin]

I like it, but can't imagine keeping it clean.

 

[Bustanut joker]

A clean ring is a ghey ring...

:jester:

 

[fjrchooser]

That looks like a potential ER trip ..as if zippers weren't bad enough.

 

[ionbeam]

You can have the mechanical ring on one hand and rubber on the other:

 

[Tree Doc]

That's kind of kool.
I wonder what type of lubrication it needs, and what the maintenance interval might be... :blink:

Clearly, Mobil 1 4T 10w40 is the best for this application with change intervals determined through TBN analysis. :lol2:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

That's kind of kool.
I wonder what type of lubrication it needs, and what the maintenance interval might be... :blink:

Clearly, Mobil 1 4T 10w40 is the best for this application with change intervals determined through TBN analysis. :lol2:

Everybody knows AMSoil is the best oil made. Sheesh... it should last through 20-30 whack off sessions easy....

 

[user 213]

OM, what happened to the Xmas present I sent you? I mean hey, a pair of pants with one pocket cut out was something to wear and something to play with. Who needs a ring?

 

[MEM]

OM, what happened to the Xmas present I sent you? I mean hey, a pair of pants with one pocket cut out was something to wear and something to play with. Who needs a ring?

Did you put one of these in the remaining pocket ?

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

OM, what happened to the Xmas present I sent you? I mean hey, a pair of pants with one pocket cut out was something to wear and something to play with. Who needs a ring?

Did you have put one of these in the remaining pocket ?

No Mary Ellen, I understand Michael needed a few of these to start his motor:

 

[user 213]

OM, what happened to the Xmas present I sent you? I mean hey, a pair of pants with one pocket cut out was something to wear and something to play with. Who needs a ring?

Did you have put one of these in the remaining pocket ?

I offered, but OM said he already had a dinky toy.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Oh, this is getting lovely! Poor Old Michael is getting his just reward :lol:

Now to photochop some pubic hairs into the ring..

:jester:

 

[Bungie]

Oh, this is getting lovely! Poor Old Michael is getting his just reward :lol: Now to photochop some pubic hairs into the ring..

I dunno... any guy that can wear a mechanical cock ring like that shouldn't be trifled with.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Oh, this is getting lovely! Poor Old Michael is getting his just reward :lol: Now to photochop some pubic hairs into the ring..

I dunno... any guy that can wear a mechanical cock ring like that shouldn't be trifled with.

According to OCfjr's post Old Michael DOES have a little dickie, so I suppose the itty bitty cock ring would fit.

All he's missing is the foreskin piercings for a complete freak look...