'Nuff Said

[RenoJohn]

please make note that this hick from Nevada is coming ready to ride.

'nuff said.

 

[GunMD]

please make note that this hick from Nevada is coming ready to ride. 'nuff said.

Ride yer ass off, but please, PLEASE don't forget to take pictures. Your ride reports kick ass.

:specool:

 

[SkooterG]

See you there, mofo!!!

 

[GunMD]

See you there, mofo!!!

My advice for you, Senor Squid, is not to park near the Artist.

 

[sonicspeed]

well i can see who i'm not borrowing condoms from

 

[Ignacio]

The picture speaks volumes!

I found myself at three different sporting goods stores yesterday purchasing $150+ worth of Gazzeteers....which I'm going to wrap very carefully and return those which states I don't use.

I couldn't find a 3 pack of latex and have since sold off a 1/12 share to Skooter....which will probably be one of the unused ones. :blink: I'm guessing there will be a thriving after-market for them once in Ely with top dollar paid by those who forgot them.

My advice for you, Senor Squid, is not to park near the Artist.

Word! ...to borrow the pun.

I've seen her flop down on a level parking lot before and take out Art. Always keep at least two bike-lengths between you and Flipper. If around the Area 51 area at speed maintain at least 1/2 mile.

 

[Brian R]

I couldn't find a 3 pack of latex and have since sold off a 1/12 share to Skooter....which will probably be one of the unused ones. :blink:

OMG Iggy...Ewwwwwwwwww, you are going to use your condoms on ScooterG?

We are setting up a very special ODO check for you guys....

Brian R.

 

[kaitsdad]

RJ, I'm taking more cigars than you ....

 

[vectervp1]

So ummm.. do you want me to point out the things that are wrong with your pic, or would you rather just find out when you get there?

 

[vectervp1]

RJ, I'm taking more cigars than you ....

Same here. Course, I owe a cigar to Turbo that I was suppose to bring him a few weeks ago.

 

[GunMD]

So ummm.. do you want me to point out the things that are wrong with your pic, or would you rather just find out when you get there?

Don't tell him. Just PM the rest of us.

:lol:

 

[vectervp1]

So ummm.. do you want me to point out the things that are wrong with your pic, or would you rather just find out when you get there?

Don't tell him. Just PM the rest of us.

:lol:

Well the competitive part of me is thinking of just letting him think about my comment the rest of the week. Maybe I'm just messing with his mind, maybe I'm just trying to be a nice guy..... :diablo:

 

[Ignacio]

Well the competitive part of me is thinking of just letting him think about my comment the rest of the week. Maybe I'm just messing with his mind, maybe I'm just trying to be a nice guy..... :diablo:

All I know is I couldn't conveniently find one of the required items and ended up making my own with a hot iron and corn starch solution.

 

[Warchild]

Well, at least the Weather Gods will smile upon youse guys.....

Weather for Ely this weekend:

Not that it really matters, of course.... y'all are still doomed.

DOOMED, I say!

 

[Warchild]

So ummm.. do you want me to point out the things that are wrong with your pic, or would you rather just find out when you get there?

I haven't even studied it very much, and I see several things right off the bat.....

1) What condition were you told the $1 bill must be in? 'Cuz the one in the picture... ain't gonna make it.

2) The brand of condoms is correct; the size is not.

3) How many neighboring states does Nevada have? See a map for *all* of them?

Yep..... we'll have some fun, alright....

 

[Ignacio]

2) The brand of condoms is correct; the size is not.

Ruh-roh!

I think I made an invalid assumption that there was only one size larger than us mere mortals. Besides this being a further blow to my ego....it means I have yet another thing to find in the next two nights.

FYI, Skooter...you might be on your own.

 

[vectervp1]

2) The brand of condoms is correct; the size is not.

Ruh-roh!

I think I made an invalid assumption that there was only one size larger than us mere mortals. Besides this being a further blow to my ego....it means I have yet another thing to find in the next two nights.

FYI, Skooter...you might be on your own.

Nope. I went to the store to pick them up yesterday and discovered they have 3 different sizes.... I think they were mule, horse, and elephant...

 

[Ignacio]

Nope. I went to the store to pick them up yesterday and discovered they have 3 different sizes.... I think they were mule, horse, and elephant...

Three sizes? You've got to be fist-frickin' me.

What the hell are we going to do with these things? Blow them up with helium in Rachel and launch our own weather balloons hoping for a military response from the west?

I wonder if my community even has them in any stores. Maybe it's one of those things like we couldn't get our own Olive Garden....that we're just not in the tier that the Trojan market finds profitable.

I feel like such an average sized drama queen. :blink:

 

[GunMD]

Iggy, you have an uncanny ability to use the word "blow" in nearly every condom-related post. Whas' up wit dat?