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I was channel surfing while reading forum posts (admit it, you do it too.) The public TV station had a rerun of Lawrence Welk in black and white. I watched as they ran through several post WWII tunes. They even gave a shout out to good old President Eisenhower. It reminded me of when I used to visit my grandparents in the 60s and they always watched this show.

But here is the disturbing part.

I enjoyed it. Fawk. I really enjoyed it. When it was over (and they sang "Good night ladies") I started to wonder where I could find some more episodes to watch.

Do you think if I put on one of those mohawk helmets, hopped on my ZX14 :ph34r: wearing a t-shirt and converse sneakers and did wheelies down the highway, it would reverse the aging? I can't chase young women (promised my wife), so I need some advice on de-aging.

And remember, like Lawrence always said, keep a song in your heart. :(

 
anna wonna anna two anna treee

and I can't see

annna wonna and two anna I can't hear you

cause I'm olda, kinda like u!

I hate him. Sorry. Never got it.

Jimmy Dorsey and Big Band, kinda sorta.

LOL, you ARE an ol' fart! :rofl:

 
Years ago I sat down with my kids and watch reruns of Red Shelton. It was great to see my kids laugh at something that was truely funny and not off colored. Yes I'm old too, I watched Lewerence with my Grandmother, along with Mitch Miller.

I turned old when I realize I could get a Senoir discount at Denny's. :angry2:

 
Miller, Goodman, the Dorseys, even Cugat & a few others, fine yeah! Mr. Wunuful-Wunuful & his hokey Champagne Bubbles? ...Not, Nope, Negative, N'uhuh!! Not much for Mitch either. Even my folks who were huge Big Band Swing fans didn't care for Lawrence.

 
I realized I was old when the Playboy centerfold's birthdates started showing up as after I graduated from high school..... :ph34r:

 
I realized I was old when the Playboy centerfold's birthdates started showing up as after I graduated from high school..... :ph34r:
That definatley is one determination of old. A guy almost feels like a pervert when looking at a young hottie that could be his daughter's age. Then I think, It's not my daughter, and drool away. :dribble:

 
I was channel surfing while reading forum posts (admit it, you do it too.) The public TV station had a rerun of Lawrence Welk in black and white. I watched as they ran through several post WWII tunes. They even gave a shout out to good old President Eisenhower. It reminded me of when I used to visit my grandparents in the 60s and they always watched this show.
But here is the disturbing part.

I enjoyed it. Fawk. I really enjoyed it. When it was over (and they sang "Good night ladies") I started to wonder where I could find some more episodes to watch.

Do you think if I put on one of those mohawk helmets, hopped on my ZX14 :ph34r: wearing a t-shirt and converse sneakers and did wheelies down the highway, it would reverse the aging? I can't chase young women (promised my wife), so I need some advice on de-aging.

And remember, like Lawrence always said, keep a song in your heart. :(
i used to KNOW lawrence welk when he had a mohawk!would ***** slap james dean hop on his 45 and haul butt down for a cold black label.( there are pleanty of time warps out there i think jc penny has them on sale this week) :dribble:

 
I realized I was old when the Playboy centerfold's birthdates started showing up as after I graduated from high school..... :ph34r:
That definatley is one determination of old. A guy almost feels like a pervert when looking at a young hottie that could be his daughter's age. Then I think, It's not my daughter, and drool away. :dribble:

The functional word in that second sentence is "almost"! :rolleyes: :p

 
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Had my first true hit on that last week in Hendersonville NC when the lovely young lady at the hotel registration desk asked me if I had an AARP card. To the great amusement of my riding companions, who were both younger than me. This sucks!

 
A guy almost feels like a pervert when looking at a young hottie that could be his daughter's age.
Nah, I don't feel like a perv when I look at them. Now, when I think of what I'd like to do to them....

Of course, my daughter is only 12 YO. Does that make me a bad person?

 
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If you recognize the above, or think they may be attractive, you are too old to ride anything faster than a Ural.

 
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If you recognize the above, or think they may be attractive, you are too old to ride anything faster than a Ural.

They never wore any underwear, and if they were around today, they would probably drive Lesbaroos. Yes, the twisteder I am, the older I got.

What a fooked up thread!

 
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