Old Michael Compilation (Put Your Old Michael Jokes Here)

[dcarver]

Jus sayin and nuff said?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsJJrenuD8&feature=share

 

[gixxerjasen]

I'm so glad that when I opened this thread the "Play" symbol was covering what needed covering. NOT going to push play.

 

[BikerGeek99]

I dunno...

Are you sure that wasn't filmed in Owosso?

 

[RossKean]

I figure someone lost a bet.

 

[lonerider]

Just working on his tan; the cape must be what passes for ATGATT.

 

[beemerdons]

Received from Old Michael O'Keeffe, my Irish Nephew!

Mi Hermano Donaldo, I must say that I am OUTRAGED at the new (2015) Sports Illustrated cover. (Came out today.)
It goes over the line, and I think we should do everything we can
to make others aware of our objections.



I think she colors her hair.



Am I wrong?

 

[Old Michael]

I wonder if she waxes

her motorcycle.

 

[beemerdons]

I wonder if she waxes

her motorcycle.

https://www.si.com/swim-daily/2015/02/04/si-swimsuit-2015-cover-reveal-hannah-davis OM I have my copy on the Coffee Table, now I can't see the damn TV! With my Shillelagh, I'd split Hannah in half! JSNS!

 

[beemerdons]

I wonder if she waxes
her motorcycle.

https://www.si.com/swim-daily/2015/02/04/si-swimsuit-2015-cover-reveal-hannah-davis

 

[exskibum]

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[Bokerfork]

I dunno. Her eyes seem a little too far apart.

 

[exskibum]

I think she colors her hair  

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Am I wrong?

Dunno, Don. She may be bald for all I can tell.

I guess that leaves you to calling fellow retiree Derek Jeter. That poor under-layed pensioner could probably tell you for sure.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I don't think she's been thru puberty.

 

[exskibum]

I don't think she's been thru puberty.

Naw, Dactyl -- if you'll direct your gaze a little higher, up to what those matching triangles of cloth barely hide, we might agree that your thesis is flawed.

 

[CAJW]

I dunno. Her eyes seem a little too far apart.

Marky Mark, if'n you think her eyes detract from her attractiveness, you'd better stay on your bench with the other Geezer!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Ya know .... I like women (a lot, actually) .... but it's difficult to get all worked up over a girl that's not yet old enough to drink. This one may not even be old enough to vote.

 

[Old Michael]

... it's difficult to get all worked up over a girl that's not yet old enough ...

Brother Hud.

She's 24.

And 5'10".

And can snap pencils with her .....

What's it take?

Date night in Albuquerque?

 

[yamafitter]

I get an error message when I tried to play the video. Based on the replies that probably might be a good thing.