madjackdog
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A Mormon was seated next to Old Michael on a flight from London. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. Old Michael asked for a
whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like
a drink. He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
Old Michael then handed his drink back to the attendant.
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
airborne, drink orders were taken. Old Michael asked for a
whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like
a drink. He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
Old Michael then handed his drink back to the attendant.
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
