Feejer/Weejer man
Well-known member
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
>>We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
>>watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
>>hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.My dad
>>kept staring at him.
>>
>>The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>>teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
>>old
>>man, never done anything wild in your life?"
>>
>>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
>>choke
>>on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
>>classic style he
>>did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex
>>with a
>>peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
>>We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
>>watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
>>hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.My dad
>>kept staring at him.
>>
>>The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the
>>teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
>>old
>>man, never done anything wild in your life?"
>>
>>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
>>choke
>>on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
>>classic style he
>>did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex
>>with a
>>peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
