OM and Ride Reports

[madjackdog]

I don't, as a rule, start too many topics, being more of a counter puncher than anything else. But really, who the hell does Old Michael think he is? When I first joined a couple of years ago, we could count on OM submitting a Ride Report, if not weekly, at least 2 or 3 times a month. What do we get now? One a month? One every 6 weeks? Gentlemen, I say to you, this must not be allowed to fly. While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Gary Busey", of motorcycling, a position that although I don't agree with, I can appreciate it's intellectual honesty, one only has to review his historical RR's to appreciate the professionalism, humor, intelligence, and creativity that infuse each and every one. It's hard for me to say that, for I've made a small cottage industry out of poking fun at his efforts. In summation, Michael, your myriad fans demand that you get your sorry ass off the sofa, on the road, and SUBMIT THOSE RIDE REPORTS.

PS - Michael, I have just been contacted by the lawyers for Merriam-Webster and apparently I have misused the word "myriad". They're being very lawyer-like and are demanding that I change the word "myriad" to "two". I'll fight them the best I can, but this might be a battle we can't win (Pope/Galileo - South/North - Coyote/Roadrunner - New Coke/Old Coke - Tiger Woods/the former Mrs. Woods [You/I are in bold]).

 

[Bustanut joker]

He's been too busy busting my ass on farcebook.. :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Gary Busey", of motorcycling...

1) "Elmer Fudd" of motorcycling.

2) "Oscar Wilde" of motorcycling.

3) "Joan Rivers" of motorcycling.

4) "Charles Barkley" of motorcycling.

5) "Muammar al-Gadaffi" of motorcycling.

6) "Boy George" of motorcyling.

7) "Milli Vanilli" of motorcycling.

8) "Benito Mussolini" of motorcycling.

9) "Bernie Madoff" of motorcycling.

10) "ENRON" of motorcycling.

11) "The Coyote (vs Roadrunner)" of motorcycling.

12) "Donald Trump" of motorcycling.

13) "Idi Amin" of motorcycling.

14) "Duchess of Windsor" of motorcycling.

15) "John Edwards" of motorcycling.

16) "Zsa Zsa Gabor" of motorcycling.

17) "Liberace" of motorcycling.

18) "Pee Wee Herman" of motorcycling

19) "Dr. Ruth" of motorcycling.

20) "Elton John" of motorcycling.

.................(to be continued)

 

[BikerGeek99]

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Gary Busey", of motorcycling,...

Oh, man, I damn near shot coffee outta my nose!

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

 

[Dr. Rich]

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Charlie Sheen", of motorcycling,...

Oh, man, I damn near shot coffee outta my nose!

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

Fixed if for you!

 

[user 6393]

thot he was more the Zsa Zsa Gabor of Ride Reports, but what do I know?

 

[BikerGeek99]

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Charlie Sheen", of motorcycling,...

Oh, man, I damn near shot coffee outta my nose!

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

Fixed if for you!

Nah.

That'd be Fencer.

 

[beemerdons]

thot he was more the Zsa Zsa Gabor of Ride Reports, but what do I know?

Many thanks barb, I went back and added Zsa Zsa to my list; plus I added Liberace, oh and Pee Wee Herman too!

 

[madjackdog]

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Gary Busey", of motorcycling...

16) "Zsa Zsa Gabor" of motorcycling.

17) "Liberace" of motorcycling.

18) "Pee Wee Herman" of motorcycling

.................(to be continued)

I must say, I like these (in a respectful way, of course).

 

[madmike2]

thot he was more the believes he is Zsa Zsa Gabor of Ride Reports, but what do I know?

More accurate??? :dntknw:

 

[SouthernCruizer]

"Charlie Sheen" of motorcycling? :huh:

 

[cometman]

I only met him once but at first glance....."Ansel Adams" of motorcycling. Or "Willie Nelson" of something..

 

[THR-Thumper]

I have nothing to add, other than that it's nice to see my old unit patch being used as an avatar.

 

[gregory]

I humbly submit:

The DR. Ruth of motorcycling and or

The Elton John of motorcycling

 

[gregory]

He's been too busy busting my ass on farcebook.. :lol:

Ya know Barry, no matter how many sheep you have on Farmville, you can't violate them!

 

[beemerdons]

I humbly submit:

The Dr. Ruth of motorcycling and or

The Elton John of motorcycling

Thanks gregory, I'm changing my post!

While many of you on the Forum regard OM as the "Gary Busey", of motorcycling...

1) "Elmer Fudd" of motorcycling.

2) "Oscar Wilde" of motorcycling.

3) "Joan Rivers" of motorcycling.

4) "Charles Barkley" of motorcycling.

5) "Muammar al-Gadaffi" of motorcycling.

6) "Boy George" of motorcyling.

7) "Milli Vanilli" of motorcycling.

8) "Benito Mussolini" of motorcycling.

9) "Bernie Madoff" of motorcycling.

10) "ENRON" of motorcycling.

11) "The Coyote (vs Roadrunner)" of motorcycling.

12) "Donald Trump" of motorcycling.

13) "Idi Amin" of motorcycling.

14) "Duchess of Windsor" of motorcycling.

15) "John Edwards" of motorcycling.

16) "Zsa Zsa Gabor" of motorcycling.

17) "Liberace" of motorcycling.

18) "Pee Wee Herman" of motorcycling

19) "Dr. Ruth" of motorcycling.

20) "Elton John" of motorcycling.

.................(to be continued)

 

[FJRBluesman]

What's an Old Michael? :huh:

 

[beemerdons]

What's an Old Michael? :huh:

Who the hell is this guy from Orange County, CA? Never fecking heard of him! Must be a troll, stalker or gremlin of some sort! Notifying the Admins about this cretin!!!

 

[FJRBluesman]

What's an Old Michael? :huh:

Who the hell is this guy from Orange County, CA? Never fecking heard of him! Must be a troll, stalker or gremlin of some sort! Notifying the Admins about this cretin!!!

Thank you! :wub: