Now, back to the OP, you guys responding have all made a mistake, and I think maybe Jasen has too. Let's re-cap: She said "Time for a new one!"
Nobody ever said you had to trade in your sparkly new, w/a paltry 50k miles on it, only my an old lady/man on sunny weekends AE.
What she was telling you was to go out and buy a new second bike! Keep the AE and buy yourself another one that will help you deal with the advanced age of your old FJR (and yourself) in these middle aged years.
As for Bounce's retirement doom and gloom... How old are you now, and how old do you expect to get? And most importantly, how much coin do you need to leave for your old lady when you check out?
I would never forfeit enjoyment of my life for the promise of a wonderful retirement. Lots'a guys never make it there.