Quote/One Liner of the Day
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GalaxyBlue
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From Dirty Harry film with Clint Eastwood - Bad guy says to Harry when he sees his .44 Mag. "My, that's a Big one".
Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.
Oh, thank you doctor.
ionbeam
2 FUN
Hear this now: I will always come for you.
But how can you be sure?
This is true love - you think this happens every day?
I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
But how can you be sure?
This is true love - you think this happens every day?
I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
The Princess Bride, Westley and Buttercup
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LagerHead
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"Pardon me while I whip this out."
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
TRUE Quote/One Liner of the Century: I went on a dirt bike ride last year with my illegitimate ******* son SkooterG and five other friends, he was riding his girlfriend GSJane's 2009 BMW F650GS Twin and I was riding mine. I had my Vario Top Box mounted on my 2009 BMW BMW F650GS Twin and Greg asked if I would carry his camera in my top box. There happened to be half of a Reuben sandwich in the box with the camera, Papa Chuy never travels without a food supply for emergencies. The Very First Rule of Los Robustos M/C!!!
During the ride, Reuben dressing got onto Greg's camera, and Greg was pissed and here is his Priceless statement: "GM - What the hell is this on my camera? DS - It's smegma, you Dork! Greg then put his finger on the dressing and put it in his mouth, and then the Quote: Yeah you're right, that's definitely smegma!" We six riders fecking exploded with laughter!
During the ride, Reuben dressing got onto Greg's camera, and Greg was pissed and here is his Priceless statement: "GM - What the hell is this on my camera? DS - It's smegma, you Dork! Greg then put his finger on the dressing and put it in his mouth, and then the Quote: Yeah you're right, that's definitely smegma!" We six riders fecking exploded with laughter!
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Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
Climb down into that cave and then look out so I can take your picture....OM
squeezer
Squirrelly Geezer
In honor of the start of the NFL season...
From New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs in yesterday's press conference:
"You think I'm stupid, aren't you?"
From New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs in yesterday's press conference:
"You think I'm stupid, aren't you?"
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Son of a ***** Dr. Rich, that Fenian Fecker did the same damn thing to Old Papa Chuy up in Bryce National Park in Utah during SW-FOG 2009 last year. That Hibernian Cucksocker OM cannot be trusted!
Ok, y'all are cute but a little slow... supposed to be one liners overheard while on WCR.
Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
sporto
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If you aren't a bit of a Nerd, then you may fail to see the humor in this statement.
There are only 10 types of people in this world, those that understand Binary and those that don't.
There are only 10 types of people in this world, those that understand Binary and those that don't.
ionbeam
2 FUN
10 is binary for 2. 1010 0100 good buddy.
BikerGeek99
Yeah, it's a concrete corn cob. So?
How about a CFR quote (this is for Bust and MizzBust):
"Well, now, I guess he can play pocket hockey with himself."
One of my all-time favorites among the FJR rallies I've been to; from SFO '09:
"If you don't shut the fsck up, I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal."
"Well, now, I guess he can play pocket hockey with himself."
One of my all-time favorites among the FJR rallies I've been to; from SFO '09:
"If you don't shut the fsck up, I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal."
Crash Cash
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One day when I was ATTGATT in the 102F Florida heat, in the local mall parking lot, a woman walking by said "you look hot in that!"
So I said (with a big smile) "Well, I think I'm just average-looking, but thank you!"
Her husband cracked up so hard, I though he was going to bruise a spleen or something.
So I said (with a big smile) "Well, I think I'm just average-looking, but thank you!"
Her husband cracked up so hard, I though he was going to bruise a spleen or something.
Thread hijack - Is the Red Green Show still on up there?
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