Quote/One Liner of the Day

[madjackdog]

Thread hijack - Is the Red Green Show still on up there?

I love Red Green!!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

How about a CFR quote (this is for Bust and MizzBust):"Well, now, I guess he can play pocket hockey with himself."

One of my all-time favorites among the FJR rallies I've been to; from SFO '09:

"If you don't shut the fsck up, I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal."

Pocket Hockey???

Bwaaaaaaa!! Oh man!

It was one of them "ya had to be there" moments!

Classic!

:jester:

 

[fjrob1300]

Poor ol Roy from Washington says to Tom and I as we're cleaning up " um shouldn't you have changed your oil a couple of days before you left for WCR?" Our response " We did. That was almost 6000kms ago" Roy didn't know we've been on the road for week already.

Also heard around the beer keg tonight " what's in here??" Me " uh ... Beer"

 

[fjrob1300]

How about a CFR quote (this is for Bust and MizzBust):"Well, now, I guess he can play pocket hockey with himself."

One of my all-time favorites among the FJR rallies I've been to; from SFO '09:

"If you don't shut the fsck up, I'm gonna beat you like Odot clubbing a baby seal."

Pocket Hockey???

Bwaaaaaaa!! Oh man!

It was one of them "ya had to be there" moments!

Classic!

:jester:

Ha ha ha to the point you had to get up and leave the room!

 

[user 6393]

From Thursday,

"Hey! Get your fingers out of my ass!"

From this morning,

"is your crotch still wet?"

 

[beemerdons]

From Thursday,
"Hey! Get your fingers out of my ass!"

From this morning,

"is your crotch still wet?"

Quoting The Silver Penguin, Miss Jilly Beans: This posting is WORTHLESS without pictures!!!

 

[user 6393]

SPU - "I'd go the the extra mile for some goats!"

 

[madmike2]

From a certain FJR owner while working on hid bike during the ferry ride from Nanaimo:

"I was in the hot tub with MEM last night....oh, my doohickey isn't working!"

[SIZE=8pt]I told you I would post this....without context.[/SIZE]

 

[FJRGuy]

From a certain FJR owner while working on hid bike during the ferry ride from Nanaimo:"I was in the hot tub with MEM last night....oh, my doohickey isn't working!"

[SIZE=8pt]I told you I would post this....without context.[/SIZE]

OK, for the record, refer to my post here and add a whole hell of a lot more ...s between those two seperate and unrelated quotes!

 

[juniorfjr]

Sure hope you get your doo hickey fixed

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

From Barb: "I had a hard time last night. I only got 4 hours sleep! I'm really tired."

She was with a bunch of the guys that night, I hear. :blink:

 

[juniorfjr]

From Shiny Parts Up, While waiting for the ferry in Nanaimo. "Geez it looks wet out there. Then to his wife, Honey want me to turn up the heat."

 

[madmike2]

From a certain FJR owner while working on hid bike during the ferry ride from Nanaimo:"I was in the hot tub with MEM last night....oh, my doohickey isn't working!"

[SIZE=8pt]I told you I would post this....without context.[/SIZE]

OK, for the record, refer to my post here and add a whole hell of a lot more ...s between those two seperate and unrelated quotes!

Yes....but that would ruin the fun!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

From Shiny Parts Up, While waiting for the ferry in Nanaimo. "Geez it looks wet out there. Then to his wife, Honey want me to turn up the heat."

At least I let you know they sold hot coffee inside the terminal.

 

[madmike2]

From Shiny Parts Up, While waiting for the ferry in Nanaimo. "Geez it looks wet out there. Then to his wife, Honey want me to turn up the heat."

At least I let you know they sold hot coffee inside the terminal.

Enjoy this while you can, Michael. I assume you know about paybacks...... :dribble:

 

[juniorfjr]

From Shiny Parts Up, While waiting for the ferry in Nanaimo. "Geez it looks wet out there. Then to his wife, Honey want me to turn up the heat."

At least I let you know they sold hot coffee inside the terminal.

In all fairness, you did offer to let us in the back seat. :blink: :huh:

 

[user 6393]

From Barb: "I had a hard time last night. I only got 4 hours sleep! I'm really tired."
She was with a bunch of the guys that night, I hear. :blink:

you...........I saw that!

:assassin: