Remember Valentines Day - Very Important

[Larry33319]

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the **** Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the **** Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

 

[MEM]

Good luck with that inksmiley:

 

[Tyler]

Good luck with that inksmiley:

OMG, ME... I was gonna post the exact same thing!! :lol:

 

[Patriot]

I got nuthin... :blink:

 

[Tyler]

I got nuthin... :blink:

But you're hoping for March 20th, ain't ya?

 

[Zorlac]

Is the order important?

 

[madjackdog]

Subtlety has never been one of Larry's strong points.

 

[Patriot]

I got nuthin... :blink:

But you're hoping for March 20th, ain't ya?

I'm happy with "B" which is pretty often...'specially when walking in the door after a tour

I hear mostly it's on April 1st

 

[madmike2]

Jeez...some guys get all the luck!

I seem to have been the Rodney Dangerfield of lucky-in-love.

Feb. 14th would have been my anniversary with the lovely-and-beautiful ex-Mrs. madmike.

I always got:

1.) "It's chicken, eat it, you'll like it.)

2.) "What???"

Then, should I dare to complain, I got told the 3rd part of Larry's dream.

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all.

Hugs and kisses.

 

[Rogue]

You forgot the BEER!

 

[ShawnKing]

March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the **** Up Day".

Actually, "Steak and BJ Day" is exactly one month after Valentine's Day - March 14th is now officially "Steak and ******* Day".

:yahoo: