I deserve your admonishment, Don.
You deserve more than one, but I digress.
Michael, there was no call for that behavior, and I apologize. I must now isolate myself, and engage in some
serious self-examination.
I really don't want to know about your self examinations or need that image in my head...
...It's just that I felt the need to come to the defense of my adopted home. Everybody picks on California.
with good reason I may ad....
It gets kicked around so much, you'd think it was a shithole,... like Texas.
Oops. There I go again. Just kidding. I love Texas.
I've been to Texas, and it isn't all a shithole.
My sister lives there, and speaks
endlessly....
She talks like you post. On and on and on....Wait a sec, I resemble that remark! :huh:
It's
Washington that's a miserable, god-forsaken armpit.
Goddammit! WTF is happening to me?
Washington is a fantastic state, ...if you're a trout.
Jealous of people that actually have water in summer?
You just hate every state that has given you a ticket...
(Niehart put me up to this.)
Sure! Blame the village idio... um.... 
guy who appreciates a little ribbing.
