RIDING WELL. How good are you?

[Kevin Daly]

What's wrong with running a yellow light?

Nothing... if you gun it through the intersection. And if you close your eyes just before it turns red you wont get any more penalty points for running a red

 

[Adomo]

What is this merde? If I wanted to ride at a parade pace or as if I was being followed by a platoon of traffic cops, I'd be riding a harley.

If I don't fail this 'test' by the time I reach the end of my cul-de-sac, I'll kick my own arse.

 

[HYCLE]

I am so glad there is no penalty for riding wheelies on the sidewalk ,otherwise I would never make it through the school yard. Hey and no penalty for riding with no hands either, cool.

 

[Malve]

Any points added for "taking out" a minority member?

additional points for pregnant ones?

Don't anybody get bent, I kept it non specific...all in fun.

 

[odot]

If'n you take any eskimoes out I'm comin' after you now, ya hear?

 

[exskibum]

If'n you take any eskimoes out I'm comin' after you now, ya hear?

Odot -- what in hell is an Eskimo doing in blazing hot Tejas??? Snow has to be man made and there aren't any seals.

 

[odot]

Hey, I'm not from here but I got here as fast as I could. As for seals....well, momnpop send me seal oil whenever my stock runs low.....goes good with the smoked salmon they send me.

edit: A pic of pops grouping up smoked salmon.

https://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h158/odo...mokedsalmon.jpg

edit: for you salmon lovers

https://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h158/odo.../popssalmon.jpg

 

[NightShine]

He who dies with the most points wins? :dntknw:

 

[Orient_Express]

I got a "0" - what's the big deal???

 

[SilverStreak]

I got a "0" - what's the big deal???

Congratulations!

You have got to be one of the BEST riders at the Forum.

Rating: Excellent

Tell us little more about your ride.

SilverStreak

Best ride: 5 penalty points- Rating: Fair

 

[Orient_Express]

Thanks man - here's how us "professionals" do it...

Wasn't that hard - did not start the bike or leave the driveway

Wanna see me do it again -??

 

[germany]

That's a lot of rules. What's the penalty for riding while distracted? :worriedsmiley:

And what does 'riding on reserve fuel' have to do with being an excellent rider?

 

[SilverStreak]

That's a lot of rules. What's the penalty for riding while distracted? :worriedsmiley: And what does 'riding on reserve fuel' have to do with being an excellent rider?

You must ride focused. The penalty can be hazardous.

MSF: Checking your tires, oil level, and fuel tank is a prerequisite before setting out on your ride.

I keep extra gas in a 5-gallon tank at home, if needed.

While riding, it's a good idea not to let your tank get below 1/4, and head for the next filling station.

If you're out of town at some place you don't know, you might run out.

Just trying to be safe.

 

[Orient_Express]

That's a lot of rules. What's the penalty for riding while distracted? :worriedsmiley: And what does 'riding on reserve fuel' have to do with being an excellent rider?

You must ride focused. The penalty can be hazardous.

MSF: Checking your tires, oil level, and fuel tank is a prerequisite before setting out on your ride.

I keep extra gas in a 5-gallon tank at home, if needed.

While riding, it's a good idea not to let your tank get below 1/4, and head for the next filling station.

If you're out of town at some place you don't know, you might run out.

Just trying to be safe.

In all seriousness - to do EVERYTHING is a hard thing to remember - but remembering may ave your life!

 

[FJRottie]

What is this merde?

I agree. Very merde this is.