The Start/Leg 1:
I wanted to get a good jump on any potential LEO stirrups, so I blasted out of Desert Valley Powersports around 8:20am, after having IBR 2-up veterans Terry & Lynda Lehman witnessed my departure. I pull out right as Maura Gatensby pulls in to refuel her ST1300.
I bust out of the Chevon, hang a left and ride a couple miles to catch the road towards Mabton and Bickleton.
The road toward Bickleton has a wonderful set of curves that are always fun to take when the bike is heavily-ladened with fuel. The 40 miles takes a while as you traverse the ridges along the Horse Heaven Hills. The tiny berg of Bickleton is reached; I blinked, and was immediately on the west end of town on the Bickleton-Goldendale Highway, which has many a beautiful vista and many sets of tasty switchbacks. Goldendale is reached, and then I head south to pick up Hwy 14 all the way to Vancouver. This is a road I have never actually ridden in all my years here in Washington. It had many, many areas that are prime sportbike roads.
Once I hit Vancouver, it was time to turn north and dash up the I-5 corridor to pick up the second mandatory receipt at Woodland, WA. This was only 200 miles into the run, so I didn't need gas, but was hungry enough to scarf down a MickeyD cheeseburger and used it as required receipt #2. Continued to blaze the remaining 47 miles to the HWY 12 exit, turning east towards the 3rd Mandatory Receipt at Packwood.
Unknown to us riders, every Memorial Day weekend, the decades-old Annual Packwood Flea Market now attracts tens of thousands during Memorial Day. Packwood essentially shuts down to become a street carnival for three days. Pedestrians just march across the road anytime they want, with police holding up traffic at the whim of the pedestrians. It took almost 30 minutes to traverse this little town, and by the time I reached the other side of it, I had a distinct attitude problem (DAP). :angry: Later, I learned I had reached the carnival at peak rush hour; riders behind me were able to get through in a 1/3 of the time I suffered with. I refueled for the first time since departing Prosser, which scored Mandatory Receipt #3.
Fortunately, the Karma Gods started smiling down upon me, because for the next 77 miles up and over gorgeous White Pass, there was nary a vehicle in front of me, almost unheard of for this famous road, particularly on Memorial Day! This was a stunning ride over some of the most awesome scenery to be found anywhere in the Pacific Northwest.
Once I reached Yakima, there was a brief 30-mile stint on I-82 until Ellensburg, where I stopped for a latte and to call Iggy to express my pleasure of the Packwood morass. Iggy had no idea about the presence of the street carnival, but he immediately took full credit for it and told me he had planned it that way for months. Riiiiight.
Ellensburg was Mandatory Receipt #4, but since I needed no fuel, I scored a latte at Starbucks for this receipt.
Leg 2:
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I picked up HWY 97 north out of Ellensburg, which is yet another stunning ride up and over Blewett Pass (which had plenty of snow on it just a few weeks ago). HWY 97 t-bones into HWY 2 just a few miles east of Levenworth, where I turned east and ran to Wenatchee. This entire section, from Ellensburg to Wenatchee, is a green-dotted scenic road the entire way and absolutely gorgeous. Wenatchee was just shy of the halfway point, and I was feeling great (had been doing periodic stretching routines on the Busa fairly religiously), and thanks to significant LEO presence, was on a 19-20 hour SS1K pace at the time.
Continuing north after Wenatchee, I followed the Columbia River to Chelan, then further north to Omak, where the weather began to look pretty dismal. I had some pretty good sun most of the day, but that changed around Okanogan, and by the time I reached Omak, I was looking for my wet weather gear. The further north I went, the more rain I ran into, but it was fairly light and intermittent despite some VERY ominous-looking cloud layers. I reach Tonasket and obtain Mandatory Receipt #5. I refueled for the 2nd time that day, and was fairly impressed with the calculated 43 MPG I was getting. The significant presence of WSP cruisers out on Memorial Day weekend was partly responsible for this good mileage figure.
Leg 3:
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The 40 miles between Tonasket and Republic was nasty wet. It was getting pretty dark at this point, and the deer around Wauconda Summit were just insane. I was extremely thankful the temps were still quasi-reasonable in the upper 40's, because I needed the Hella Micro DE's a lot more than I needed the Warm-n-Safe liner. The 43 miles between Republic and Kettle Falls was complete agony. Rain, rain, and more rain, and low fog up around one of the more elevated summits along the course, Sherman Pass at 5587 ft. Between the deer, the rain, the colder elevation, the rain, the darkness, the fog, and, oh yeah, did I mention RAIN, this section of the ride was, shall we say, less than optimal.
Happily, once I reach Colville, I am basically out of the mountains and back on the plains and steppes normally associated with eastern Washington.
Sadly, however, the weather did not want to cooperate. HWY 395 from Colville to Spokane was half under water at times. I found myself praying to the Tire Gods to let these Avon Storms work their magic in the wet, and they delivered. I started this S&M1000 ride on a set of badly worn Storms (that were almost right at the center wear bar in the rear), but this tire continues to amaze in the most arduous wet conditions imaginable. It was rock-steady the entire 1000+ miles.
The rain abated to a steady drizzle by the time I reached Spokane shortly after midnight, but I appreciated the fact that it wasn't doing the heavy downpours experienced around Sherman Pass. I finally reach I-90 and turn east to the Idaho border, stopping at the very last I-90 exit in Washington, at Liberty Park to obtain Mandatory Receipt #6. I didn't need a full bag of fuel, having just refueled 180miles ago, but wasn't 100% confident of having enough fuel to scamper the remaining 170 miles to Walla Walla (I did, but was too tired to calculate it at the time). So I jammed in 2 additional gallons and used that for Mandatory Receipt #6. The rain had let up to very light sprinkling, so I was hoping this would be the end of the wet.
Fat chance, that. :glare:
Leg 4:
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Picking up HWY 195 south out of Spokane, it's obvious to me that I was getting tired and should probably take a Combat Nap soon. I came upon a Rest Area around milepost 60, so I pulled in to take a short 20-minute combat nap, sleeping right on the Hayabusa, draped over the tankbag. Woke up and got ready to leave just as FJRay comes rolling in to take a short nap himself. I wave to him and get back on the road, heading south to Colfax. The rain had started up again, and this time, still well over 200 miles to go, it would rain like a bitch the entire way back.
I picked up HWY 127 out of Colfax and dashed to Dayton, and was copping a pretty bad attitude at this point. The rain was just demoralizing. I finally said "fuckit" and found a (still closed) Shell station, and rolled underneath the gas pump overhang, got off the bike just soaking wet, and just laid down next to it. It was around 3:30 at this point. At 4AM, I woke up to see a gas attendant trying to ask me it I was still alive. Fairly refreshed after a good 30-minute combat-nap, I bounded up and said, "Yeah, I'm all good, man, thanks!", and hit the road again. My new-found enthusiasm quickly waned within a few miles. The rain was pounding down steadily with no letup in sight. I glanced up at the clouds and let fly with a mighty "**** YOU!" and jammed my middle finger straight up in the air. Stupid rain. :glare:
I reached Walla Walla, refueled the main tank only, scoring this last Mandatory Receipt. I turn the bike west on HWY 12, and run for the barn. The rain would come and go in intensity, and the closer I got to the Tri-Cities, the less intense the rain, but it never truly stopped. I roll into the Tri-Cities around 5:30am, and feel tired as hell from fighting the rain all night.
Normally rain isn't an issue with me whatsoever, but it is on the Hayabusa. A wonderful machine in decent weather, but when riding in brutally cold or wet conditions, it quickly becomes obvious how sub-optimal it is with regard to rider protection. Basically, there isn't any. You are part of the airstream, and that is by design on this bike.
I decided to take a break even though I am just 30 miles from the finish, and pull in to my favorite Starbucks for a morning latte. It is conveniently located immediately off an I-182 exit, and I loiter shamelessly out of the rain for 20 minutes. It is apparent the rain isn't going to abate. I just get back on the Hayabusa and just grind out the remaining miles to the finish. I reach Prosser and squirt in 50 cents worth of gas at the same Chevron I started at about 22 hours ago, which stops the clock.
Total mileage was about 1035 miles, thereabouts.
Props to Iggy, who completely out-did himself on organizing this event, from the event handouts to the breakfast burritos and everything in between.
Also many props to Dan Denchel and Desert Valley Powersports for letting us glom on to his facilities to run this event.
Suspect that next year's S&M1000 will be a little 'mo better..... and perhaps more than just a group ride, as Iggy has a familiar gleam in his eye.....