OK, this is very painful. You guys are gonna tear me apart on this one and you have every right to do so. I went back and... Well, let me tell the story.
First, I am (fairly) well versed in electrical theory, I make my modest living as an I&E tech in a refinery. This initially started with me not fully understanding, I had questions. I was confused, and began to doubt my own knowledge, the instructors in my dim distant past and FredW. I did my little experiment, was very surprised, and I took a picture. I posted that, got irritated with the responses I got and in turn irritated some other folks.
Confused and pissed off I went back out to the 4-wheeler and parked it next to a receptacle under the carport and tried again. Same result as before. I read full battery voltage to earth ground. Earlier today I had pressure washed the 4-wheeler, it was dry by this time, the tires were clean and it was now parked on clean concrete, not dirt. I tested to both ground and neutral, I know they are bonded in my house, and I got the exact same voltage readings I would get when testing from the positive to the negative of the battery. I drove around to the ground wire I had used last night, same result, I read full battery voltage to ground.
At this point, I had really been doing some serious mental searching back into my school days and was still doubting myself. Added to that both FredW and ionbeam are normally right and neither one of them seemed to have any doubt. Thoroughly aggravated, I removed the battery from the 4-wheeler. I pressure washed it, dried it and carried it over to the same receptacle. It read 0.452 volts. :blink: Oh God, now what? I checked it over and over. Same result, no voltage to earth ground. I carried it over to the ground wire for the house, checked it, same result. The battery read 12.32 from terminal to terminal but would only read less than half a volt to ground.
I re-installed the battery, my mind reeling with how stupid I felt, and the knowledge that I had to go back and admit to you all that I was a hard-headed *******. Of course, by getting distracted, I put it back in backwards. I had to pull it back out, re-install it but I had already blown a main fuse. Now the 4-wheeler is dead, is parked behind the wife's car and I feel more stupid than ever. On a whim, I check to the receptacle and it reads 12.32 volts. I don't even care why that is at this point. I pushed the damned 4-wheeler out into the dark, put my tools away and came in here to type this.
So, I was wrong, I am sorry, and I hijacked this thread all to hell. FredW, I want to thank you for checking this out for me, I appreciate that you thought enough about it to at least try.