Crimeny!!!! I can't believe this. Geeez, us Alabama boys need to take out a second mortgage or two and buy us a truck load of good karma. I am damn glad you held her together and I'm not visiting you in the hospital. For keeping that bike upright - you da man! Please, please let me know if there is anything I can help with. I have a trailer too. And a couple of bikes if you need something to ride while they perform the cosmetic surgery on your feej.
Are you at least going to eat her?
Uh, no. They're not even dating.