Stupid Human Tricks

[OrangevaleFJR]

Told this before......At The Cabooze, a rock-biker-party bar in Minnesnapolis, we watched as an obviously wasted rider climbed on his Suzi 750, got it going, pulled in the clutch, put up the stand (doin good so far, right?) put both feet on the pegs and hit about 7 grand as the bike toppled left, and dominoed about 10 of the Lifestyles. Not much was found of the rider (revver?) the next day, and the Suzi became part of the bumper on a

put there by....?

 

[radman]

The Lifestyles. The riders of the 10 Harley Davidsons toppled by said inebriate. Boy, way to ruin a story.......

Edit-Ah, I see the confusion. No, said clown was not able to ride for a bit I would imagine. And the Suzi, well.....choo-choo.

 

[Toecutter]

Went for lunch on the bike today. As I was parking, I switched off and dropped the side stand. With the bike still vertical, I lifted my left leg over the saddle while simultaneously letting the bike down on the stand. Done this a million times, right? Well, I somehow managed to have my toes right under the foot of the side stand! YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! Then to go one better, I sat back down on the saddle with my toes still pinned!

So, how was lunch? And more importantly, what's it like to ride? I've forgotten.

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

The Lifestyles.  The riders of the 10 Harley Davidsons toppled by said inebriate.  Boy, way to ruin a story.......
Edit-Ah, I see the confusion.  No, said clown was not able to ride for a bit I would imagine.  And the Suzi, well.....choo-choo.

now I'm really confused. First I thought you implied that the drunk revver was thrown on the tracks with his bike by the owners of the downed domino bikes. Now I think they let him off, but junked his bike.

Why wouldn't they just kill him?

I would. h34r:

 

[Grumpy]

TWN, for god's sake don't bother with a glass!

Jim

 

[radman]

The Lifestyles.  The riders of the 10 Harley Davidsons toppled by said inebriate.  Boy, way to ruin a story.......
Edit-Ah, I see the confusion.  No, said clown was not able to ride for a bit I would imagine.  And the Suzi, well.....choo-choo.

now I'm really confused. First I thought you implied that the drunk revver was thrown on the tracks with his bike by the owners of the downed domino bikes. Now I think they let him off, but junked his bike.

Why wouldn't they just kill him?

I would. h34r:

See, we do things different here. One of the initiates is assigned to hold the guy down till mid-November, then he's left to freeze.

 

[Scab]

I bet that if we had been fortunate enough to have a pic of TWN's little episode, the look on his face would bear a striking resemblance to his avatar!

TWN, you have become your avatar! A living memorial to the Don himself!

 

[twowheelnut]

Went for lunch on the bike today.  As I was parking, I switched off and dropped the side stand.  With the bike still vertical, I lifted my left leg over the saddle while simultaneously letting the bike down on the stand.  Done this a million times, right?  Well, I somehow managed to have my toes right under the foot of the side stand!  YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!  Then to go one better, I sat back down on the saddle with my toes still pinned!

So, how was lunch? And more importantly, what's it like to ride? I've forgotten.

As always, my spicy Polish Surf Dog with chili and sauerkraut rocked. Only this time, I topped it with jalepenos... transfer of pain and all, ya know? And riding is the same 'cept I used my heel to up shift. :blink:

 

[dcarver]

Rode my 79 Kz1300 to the softball game. After the game, decided to show off and wheelie over a parking lot curb stop. Dirt bikers do stupid things on street bikes.. Somehow I high centered on the curb stop and was totally stuck. I couldn't go forward or backwards. STUCK. All my buds were laughing so hard they couldn't help. Or at least that's what they said at the time..

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

The Lifestyles.  The riders of the 10 Harley Davidsons toppled by said inebriate.  Boy, way to ruin a story.......
Edit-Ah, I see the confusion.  No, said clown was not able to ride for a bit I would imagine.  And the Suzi, well.....choo-choo.

now I'm really confused. First I thought you implied that the drunk revver was thrown on the tracks with his bike by the owners of the downed domino bikes. Now I think they let him off, but junked his bike.

Why wouldn't they just kill him?

I would. h34r:

See, we do things different here. One of the initiates is assigned to hold the guy down till mid-November, then he's left to freeze.

I like that. I grew up in Colorado. I know of a family of four boys and one girl. A boyfriend of hers decided to hit her once. Would you hit a girl who had four brothers? They didn't beat him. We..er..they just left him naked 50 miles from anywhere in the Rockies on 4x4 trails.

He lived. <_<