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twowheelnut

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I can't believe I did this: :blink:

Went for lunch on the bike today. As I was parking, I switched off and dropped the side stand. With the bike still vertical, I lifted my left leg over the saddle while simultaneously letting the bike down on the stand. Done this a million times, right? Well, I somehow managed to have my toes right under the foot of the side stand! YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! Then to go one better, I sat back down on the saddle with my toes still pinned! **** me, my toes hurt! It hurts so much that I can't even pull my sneaker off to ice 'em down!

D'OH! Wada bonehead! :fool:

 
While I'd love to laugh at you right now, I've pulled my foot away quickly when I felt the stand coming down from above once....

 
Well, not many power shifts by you for awhile! ;) I don't suppose you had your video going, I mean, no chance of getting some money from America's Funniest Videos? :blink: Hmmmm, so much for bragging about that sunny SoCal weather, as it sounds like it cooks your brain. :stunned:

Actually, my stomach churned while I read this post. Eeeeew! I hope you missed the toenails. If not, that won't be nice in a week or so, soft tissue damage is bad enough. Can you use this as an excuse to sit in the recliner with the "wound" elevated? Or will SWMBO, having little sense of humor about actions like this, make you "stump" around the TWN manor? Then the question will be: Do you more resemble Chester (Mr. Dillon!) or Gran'pa (Luke!)? :haha:

 
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While I'd love to laugh at you right now...
Please do, I need to laugh off some pain! Sneaker's off, don't look broken, and the bruising is light. Missed the nails. Musta bruised the bones... :dntknw: Well, screw the water in the Jack tonight. Neat, it is! :D

 
You mean dumb like pulling into your gravel driveway and getting off the bike to open the garage door which you were to cheap to put an automatic opener on and completely forgetting to put down the kickstand dumb???

 
I usually plant the forward part of my foot on the kickstand when I dismount. Hear too many horror stories of clowns getting off the bike without putting the stand down.

 
I used to have this snazzy habit of riding up on my 750 Honda, stop and flick the side stand down and just let the bike settle on the side stand while I sat on the seat with my feet up.... You know where this is going. I rode up to a resturant one day with all my buddies sitting at the table in the window, pulled into the parking place, flicked my sidestand out and cool-ly fell completely down. For the first time that damn side stand managed to flick itself back up. Never did that again....LOL. Had the whole resturant standing and aplauding. Didn't mash my foot, though.

 
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Ever pull up to the red light, go to place your feet down, only to realize your shoestrings have tangled themselves and are now tied to the foot peg?

Me neither.

Really.

 
I was up in Maggie Valley N.C. about 2 years ago, had a vstar 1100 cruiser then. Now you got to realize, this ole boy has lived in Mississippi since 1981--we aint known for our mountains ;) So me and some friends rent this house for a week, beautiful view, atop a high mountain, problem was, there was one hell of a vertical shot strait up the side of that mountain to get to the house. First full day there we unload the bikes and clean them up and give them a short test ride. This ole flat lander goes down this steep mountain all the way to the bottom, turns around and starts heading back up, but for some dumb ass reason, well never know, I decided about half way up to turn around and go back down. So I know you know where this is going :huh: I get sideways on this steep mountain side, combined w/almost 0 speed and one heavy ass cruiser, and my left leg aint no where near long enough to reach ground level. So, it gets laid over and I roll about half way back down the side of this mountain before I get stopped, the bikes in the middle of the road, still running by the way, this is a residential neighborhood, I'm wearing shorts and a tee shirt, I got skinned knees and elbows and I'm running back up this hill to get the bike turned off. There aint no way I'm picking this large hunk of metal up off this steep mountainside. I'm out of site of the house, I blow the horn, gas is pouring out onto the road, fortunately my buds hear the horn and come to my rescue and help me get this bike back upright. What a show for the neighborhood, they all watched this unfold from their comfy porches w/cups of java. Lesson learned!

 
Back when 759 Hondas were the most exciting think around we were at a softball game warming up and waiting for the rest of our team to show. Across the grass comes this brand new 750 Honda with an unknown rider aboard. Obviously it had to be someone we knew as he was rolling in our direction so everyone stopped what they were doing and slowly started to migrate toward meeting the rider. Believe me...750 Hondas were hot news in those days!!! The guy rides up and just as he reaches us yells from inside his helmet "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW......crash (just a touch of front brake on wet grass)......thump......BIKE" as he ends up standing astride his downed 750 laying in the grass. We have never let him live that down. He sneeks off and buys a new bike and never says anything and then procedes to drop it 15 minutes after he gets it. 30 years later "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ...... BIKE" is still an inside joke among those guys!!

Then there was the time I ran over my own foot pulling holeshots on my motocross bike. Limped for 6 months from that.

One thing about motorcycles. Being around them creates endless amusing stories.

 
didn't fall but ~

The day a rode my new FJR home, which btw was my very first brand new motorcycle (others were always purchased used or even broken to be repaired to ride) anyway - when I got home my daughter and son both wanted a ride. Daughter first, helmet on and around the neighbor hood. Get back to the house and there is a small crowd of my sons friends 17 ~ 20 years old come to see the bike. Oh great, an audience.

Daughter gets off, removes helmet and hands it to Son. While he is stashing his cap and donning the helmet, Daughter places my grandson on the bike in front of me. Now Grandson was 2 and 1/2 and wearing a diaper and tennis shoes. nothing else. I am stopped in gravel drive with right foot down, engine running, grandson perched in front of me with my left hand holding firmly onto him and right hand on throttle and brake. The next three seconds were in slow motion.

The bike started to drift a bit to the left. My left foot was on the peg so that my leg helped stabilize the toddler. As the bike continued to drift left I tried to remove my foot from the peg and place it on the ground.

It wouldn't come off the peg.

Understand the short period of time here, this didn't take very long.

In that instant I became very concerned, the bike was still headed in a lefterly direction and some magical device had my foot glued to the left peg.

Brand new bike, grandson with no protection, gravel drive way. Oh Yeah It took about 2 tenths of a second for full panic to set in.

Tried to get the foot off the peg again, still no go. Bike is beginning to list alarmingly and gaining momentum. Foot finally pops off peg but now the bike is leaning pretty far and though my foot is on the ground and momentem is partially arrested I can't stop it with just that now very bent leg.

My brand new FJR is headed for the gravel in slow motion, carrying my grandbaby and me along, and I can't stop it.

oh ****! oh ****! oh ****!

Try to help from the right handle bar, that twists throttle and engine revs - let off throttle - bike sinking more. All the while surrounded by able bodied people who are looking with uncomprehension at me like I've gone crazy. My leg isn't going to hold out much longer. I start yelling "get the bike get the bike get the bike". The only boy there I didn't know suddenly grasps the situation and as it turns out is a pretty brite kid. He grabs the right handle bar between the grip and the mount and pulls - hard. That makes all the difference in the world and my leg now pushes the bike back to perpendicular. I relax what has become a death grip on the toddler who is rapidly changing emotional state from "oooo fun, it's moving" to fearful concern that he might be crushed. At least I never even considered letting him go. If we were going down I was going to land under him.

Now back to normal with both feet on the ground, relief is a flood. I am thanking the young hero profusely and the remanding my grandson back to his mothers care. The vision of my brand new $13000 bike lying in the gravel before I've had it an hour wouldn't fade away even then. My son walks up now wearing the spare helmet and asks me "What were you doing?" DOH!!

I respond by studying the left foot peg with much suspicion and ignoring him.

How the hell does my foot get stuck on a foot peg?

Well, I have kind of big feet. Size 13. While resting there I had let my foot slip back a bit on the peg. If you look at the lever on the center stand you will see that it sticks up in a big hook. Just enought to hang on to your heel if placed just right and while you can easily just raise you foot a couple of inches, if you don't know it is there , well it hangs on pretty good.

I still look at that foot peg/centerstand lever with suspicion.

 
I'm glad the injuries weren't as bad as you though they might be! The sitting on the bike with your foot under the stand merits being in a movie for sure. So, you gonna demo this story for us during the Occidental ride? You could say you Occidentally hurt yourself.

:rolleyes:

 
I'm glad the injuries weren't as bad as you though they might be! The sitting on the bike with your foot under the stand merits being in a movie for sure. So, you gonna demo this story for us during the Occidental ride? You could say you Occidentally hurt yourself.
:rolleyes:
I'm going to try and not demo... MM2 needs no additional encouraging from me! ;)

 
I'm glad the injuries weren't as bad as you though they might be! The sitting on the bike with your foot under the stand merits being in a movie for sure. So, you gonna demo this story for us during the Occidental ride? You could say you Occidentally hurt yourself.
:rolleyes:
I'm going to try and not demo... MM2 needs no additional encouraging from me! ;)
I think Mike is Mad too!

 
Told this before......At The Cabooze, a rock-biker-party bar in Minnesnapolis, we watched as an obviously wasted rider climbed on his Suzi 750, got it going, pulled in the clutch, put up the stand (doin good so far, right?) put both feet on the pegs and hit about 7 grand as the bike toppled left, and dominoed about 10 of the Lifestyles. Not much was found of the rider (revver?) the next day, and the Suzi became part of the bumper on a
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