The Cup Headed Back to Toronto This Year!

[El Toro]

Let me be the first to congratulate Lord BeemerDonS for the stellar performance of the Yotes so far.

Nashville looked like .... well, they looked like Nashville....

When the Predators beat the Wings in the first round, that was the highlight of their season. So it will end.

As for the Coyotes, you're now facing the number 8 seed (who readily dispatched the number 1 and number 2 seeds already). Surely the 3rd seed can do what the 1st and 2nd weren't able to.

Keep up the good work!

 

[beemerdons]

Let me be the first to congratulate Lord BeemerDonS for the stellar performance of the Yotes so far.

Nashville looked like .... well, they looked like Nashville....

When the Predators beat the Wings in the first round, that was the highlight of their season. So it will end.

As for the Coyotes, you're now facing the number 8 seed (who readily dispatched the number 1 and number 2 seeds already). Surely the 3rd seed can do what the 1st and 2nd weren't able to.

Keep up the good work!

https://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/story/2012-05-08/mike-smith-goal-marc-staal-rangers-derek-morris-coyotes-western-conference-final Muchas Gracias El Toro, just home by taxi from Murphy's Irish Pub here in Chandler celebrating the Coyotes Big Victory. I just pity those poor Cocksucker Putos in Albuquerque who don't have a National Hockey League team! Go 'Yotes, we're so happy here in Phoenix and enjoying this so much!

https://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/08/sports/hockey/nhl-coyotes-sale.html Other Great News is that "The Deal" is imminent to keep our Coyotes here in Phoenix, we 'Yotes fans have been worried for three years that our team may move to The Great White Frozen North. Last thing our players want is to move to that Hellhole: Quebec City! Hot women here in Arizona, ese!

 

[yamafitter]

Last thing our players want is to move to that Hellhole: Quebec City! Hot women here in Arizona, ese!

Those Zonie women are crazy and will lay anything that walks & talks. Why do you think SkooterG lives there. Everybody knows Canadian women keep you warm at night. Just ask the Brian Wilson ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ1UqDnY7as

 

[RaYzerman19]

Short for Les Habitants. Depending on who you want to believe, it may refer to the original French settlers (native French speakers), or it may refer to the idea that they are denizens of Canada (or Montreal, or Quebec ... you can choose).

In either case, the H on the jersey is controversial too ... some attributing it to Habitants, and some attributing it to Club du Hockey Canadian.

I think myself that les habitants refers to the original French speaking settlers, and I believe that the H on the jersey stands for Hockey.

El Toro, that is an outstanding definition of HABS!

Yo Don Carver, short version: HABS = LOSERS!!

For the proper interpretation of the CH on the Habs jerseys, put on your best French accent.... CH stands for Center Hice!

(truth be known, in reality it means "Club de Hockey")

 

[beemerdons]

Last thing our players want is to move to that Hellhole: Quebec City! Hot women here in Arizona, ese!

Those Zonie women are crazy and will lay anything that walks & talks. Why do you think SkooterG lives there. Everybody knows Canadian women keep you warm at night. Just ask the Brian Wilson ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ1UqDnY7as

So why is Neil Peart of Rush married to Carrie? From Scottsdale, Arizona! Es Verdad, ese!

 

[yamafitter]

So why is Neil Peart of Rush married to Carrie? From Scottsdale, Arizona!

That is easy. My older brother is also a drummer and all musicians will tell you that all drummers are crazy.

 

[beemerdons]

So why is Neil Peart of Rush married to Carrie? From Scottsdale, Arizona!

That is easy. My older brother is also a drummer and all musicians will tell you that all drummers are crazy.

OK, I'll admit you have a valid point regarding crazy drummers. Then why did "The Great One" marry Janet, a Zonie Gringa, instead of a La Canadiense ese? Oh wait a minute, after looking at the picture I now know the answer! Hubba, hubba!

 

[RadioHowie]

So why is Neil Peart of Rush married to Carrie? From Scottsdale, Arizona!

That is easy. My older brother is also a drummer and all musicians will tell you that all drummers are crazy.

OK, I'll admit you have a valid point regarding crazy drummers. Then why did "The Great One" marry Janet, a Zonie Gringa, instead of a La Canadiense ese? Oh wait a minute, after looking at the picture I now know the answer! Hubba, hubba!

'cause he had a BIG hockey stick????? :rofl:

Also, from Wiki:

Personal life

Jones was born in Bridgeton, Missouri.

 

[beemerdons]

https://www.azcentral.com/community/glendale/articles/2012/05/07/20120507phoenix-coyotes-ownership-deal.html Dios Mio, I sure hope NHL Commissioner Bettman and Greg Jamison get this deal done muy pronto! So our 'Yotes get to stay in Phoenix.

We Phoenicians are very fearful that our beloved Coyotes will fall into the hands of the Evil Canuckistanis, a fate worse than death!

Oh, and I also posted that photo of Janet Gretzky again. I just can't stop staring at her legs, wowser she has some gorgeous gams!

 

[RadioHowie]

https://www.azcentral.com/community/glendale/articles/2012/05/07/20120507phoenix-coyotes-ownership-deal.html Dios Mio, I sure hope NHL Commissioner Bettman and Greg Jamison get this deal done muy pronto! So our 'Yotes get to stay in Phoenix.

We Phoenicians are very fearful that our beloved Coyotes will fall into the hands of the Evil Canuckistanis, a fate worse than death!

Oh, and I also posted that photo of Janet Gretzky again. I just can't stop staring at her legs, wowser she has some gorgeous gams!

Yep....not bad for a Missouri Girl!

 

[beemerdons]

https://espn.go.com/olympics/basketball/story/_/id/7904743/steve-nash-phoenix-suns-become-gm-canada-basketball Two Huge Priorities right now here in Phoenix: 1) We have got to get the Coyotes "Deal" fully finalized! 2) We have got to get Steve Nash signed to a three year contract extension with our Phoenix Suns. We'll use Scottsdale "Bimbettes" on him, that works every time on the Canuck athletes!

There is not a Frostback male athlete alive that can possibly resist a Scottsdale Bimbo and a cold beer. That's why we have Steve Nash and Shane Doan, eh Hosers!

 

[yamafitter]

I look at this photo and I think of this song ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

OK, so I'm a little screwed up.

 

[beemerdons]

OK, so I'm a little screwed up.

Brother Bill, I am really afraid that you may have contracted "altitude sickness" from Bustanut joker and BikerGeek99 last weekend; sadly, it is terminal and so incurable!

 

[beemerdons]

https://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/story/2012-05-16/phoenix-coyotes-discipline-shane-doan-martin-hanzal-game-2-penalties Dios Mio, my Coyotes are looking HORRIBLE against the Kings. They stink, they look just like the worthless Leafs or the Habs! This sucks! Que Lastima ese!

 

[Old Michael]

Dios Mio, my Coyotes are looking HORRIBLE against the Kings. They stink, they look just like the worthless Leafs or the Habs! This sucks! Que Lastima ese!

Can't believe your boys are takin' it in the ass from a pack of Southern Californians!

They've still a chance, DonnyDog.

 

[beemerdons]

Dios Mio, my Coyotes are looking HORRIBLE against the Kings. They stink, they look just like the worthless Leafs or the Habs! This sucks! Que Lastima ese!

Can't believe your boys are takin' it in the ass from a pack of Southern Californians!

They've still a chance, DonnyDog.

Brother Mick I just really hate it when FJRBluesman gets on top, Papa Chuy Viejo truly despises it!

 

[Old Michael]

Yamafitter, get on the bus!

 

[beemerdons]

Wowser Mick, that video will give Hoser FJRrob1300 Munro a blue veined steel woodie so damned hard that the cat can't scratch it! jes' sayin' and nuff said, eh!

 

[yamafitter]

Leafs are currently in the basement after losing the opener to the greatest sports franchise ever, the HABS. The Laughs also lost to Syd the Kid and a bunch of players that Pittsburg called up from the local Minor Atom League.

The Maple Laughs have signed this guy up to play Center....

 

[HotRodZilla]

https://youtu.be/DCEE_5e3-Jo

Yamafitter, get on the bus!

I kept waiting for the punch line. I thought that serious guy was gonna break out with something witty. How in the Hell'd he keep a straight face??