The Euphemism Generator

[Toecutter]

The only reason he watches ESPN is that he's hoping Erin Andrews will be creaming the boa constrictor.

Click. No more NWS than the above text....

 

[squeezer]

"...boinking the easy bake oven."

"...raiding the Mickey Mouse."

"...getting busy with the white ninja."

I could waste a lot of time on this. :lol: Nice find, TC.

 

[gypsy]

"...riding the skin bus to tuna town."

 

[Wanderer]

I don't dump my girlfriend because she's an expert at spearing the Olsen Twins. WTF?

I couldn't believe it when she started nursing the fuel injectors.

.... you'll probably find yourself pouring hot oil on the Slim Jim. :blink: Kinky.

I got some strange ones....

 

[squeezer]

"...riding the skin bus to tuna town."

Winner!

 

[Intech]

She went to the bedroom and began

peeling the Misty Hyman.

He woke up drenched after dreaming that he was

mounting the Davy Crockett.

He woke up drenched after dreaming that he was

slamming the creamsicle.

And one final one.....Once the weekend starts, we'll be

shaking hands with the gauge theory.

Very weird!