The Mystery Turd

[Thug]

Ah yes the reclusive and rarely seen Volaticus Oblongus fecus, or the flying Turd....

 

[fhaze]

 

[beerme]

I can't identify it, but it bears a striking resemblance to my boss.

 

[Old Michael]

Is it sticky?

Have you tried to smoke it?

Was it still moving when you found it?

 

[Checkswrecks]

Remember Cheech & Chong's two Russian(?) soldiers in the snow? Went something like...

Sargent: "What dat?"

Private: "Dunno, look like sheet."

Sargent: "Taste"

Private: "Taste?"

Sargent: "TASTE"

Private: "Eww, taste like sheet"

Sargent: "Good thing we no step in. Let's go eat."

 

[FJR Flyer]

I knew I could count on the fecal expertise of this group. Y'all seem to be full of it!

 

[juniorfjr]

Remember Cheech & Chong's two Russian(?) soldiers in the snow? Went something like...
Sargent: "What dat?"

Private: "Dunno, look like sheet."

Sargent: "Taste"

Private: "Taste?"

Sargent: "TASTE"

Private: "Eww, taste like sheet"

Sargent: "Good thing we no step in. Let's go eat."

That had been going through my mind since first reading this thread, Aaaah the good old days.

 

[FJR_pig]

Suggest setting a trap...leave some TP, along with magazines, electronic travel games or some good books up there. Maybe the turd burglar will return.