feejer222
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Things We Learn From Movies
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1. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
2. If you are blonde, pretty, and have big boobies it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
3. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
4. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
5. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
8. Every "ugly-duckling" woman becomes stunningly beautiful the minute she takes off her glasses and lets down her hair.
9. If you're a sexy superheroine in a skimpy outfit and get captured by a realy evil villain, he will make no attempt to remove your costume.
10. When you fall in a lake or the ocean, after climbing out it only takes 1 scene for you to drip dry completely.
Feel free to add your observations.
1. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
2. If you are blonde, pretty, and have big boobies it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of twenty-two.
3. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
4. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
5. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
8. Every "ugly-duckling" woman becomes stunningly beautiful the minute she takes off her glasses and lets down her hair.
9. If you're a sexy superheroine in a skimpy outfit and get captured by a realy evil villain, he will make no attempt to remove your costume.
10. When you fall in a lake or the ocean, after climbing out it only takes 1 scene for you to drip dry completely.