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[cadman]

drink it??!! it's not fit to wash my feet!!

 

[dabayliner]

It's made with Horse apples?

 

[painman]

They told me to drink it but they didn't tell me I'd turn into a prune.....

Or, ....How much did you say that Yamaha MSRP was?....

Or, ...Offither, you not as think as you drunk I am..... PM. <>< :lol:

 

[Wolfhound]

"What went into my drink ?" :crazy: Or "How many goldfish does this make ?"

 

[Malve]

wine server: "oh, celebrating your first fellatio, congratulations, the next glass is on me"

Iggy: "no thanks, If three can't get the taste out of my mouth, a fourth won't help either".

 

[Bounce]

Our host fills yet another glass with his vintage spew.

 

[Auburn]

Target practice anyone?

 

[Bustanut joker]

No, really, it's good but, one glass is my limit.

 

[FJRMGM]

So there I was, going into this corner 30 mph faster than anyone had ever taken it, when suddenly I realized why no one had never taken it as this speed before!!

Just then, parts of me started to pucker - from head to..........

 

[whoomba]

No further explantion, or build-up needed:

This is so bad I wouldn't let you drink it!

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

Off with you peasants. Go drink your beer.

 

[Fencer]

so watching two guys try and hoist around a seemingly 350+ pound monster would probably be described as involving a monkey and a football.

This is what a monkey and a football will do to you

 

[Dr. Rich]

 

[James]

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry. Now go away or I will taunt you again!

 

[Groo]

"Garcon... my Welch's grape juice seems to have gone bad!"

Oh, and it's "...now go away or I will taunt you a second time."

 

[kaitsdad]

"Mai Oui, mon fifille, do you like zee vine?

Vould you likee to see in my glass? It is zee berry special French Malbec....

Now mon fifille, letz me show tu what I have in my other hand - come closer, take a look.......

Mon Dieu!! Quoi ! Ne me dis pas que tu as fait ça ! vat is zat? Viola !! Ohhh,, do not be skared, mon fifille... it will not hurtz you one little bit........

 

[James]

"Garcon... my Welch's grape juice seems to have gone bad!"
Oh, and it's "...now go away or I will taunt you a second time."

He's obviously wasted- you expect him to get quotes right?

 

[Ignacio]

"I was going to fight those Huns hand-to-hand to keep my Bordeaux...until I figured out I was French....and then immediately surrendered."