To Caption Before or After the Photo

[puppychow]

No disrespect...but I can tell by looking at her she's high maintenance.
My first wife had bolt on ******* as well (that I paid for...$5000) and she worked out at the gym 5 days a week oh and she entered swimsuit figure competitions as well. My advice is keep her as a girlfriend and have fun, then when things start getting serious, run, run far far away and move on. If she's already "killing me" as you say I think you've crossed that threshold already.

Hot *** and a pretty little thang on your arm to show off to the boys gets real old, real quick when the whinning & demands start.

Word! Lesson learnt the hard way! My fiancee over a decade or so ago pestered and manipulated me into paying for her bolt on *******, yep $5000 or so. Then she was pissed off I violated the Engagement ring cost rule, and she was embarrassed when with her girlfriends, and then it was that Classic Corvette, she wanted to buy and wanted me to go half-in on, and then that 7 passenger SUV she wanted to buy because her colleague had just bought one, and she was driving a 6 year old Isuzu.

Gawd I was so dumb in my 20's. The other head was doing all the thinking...

 

[Fred W]

Hot *** and a pretty little thang on your arm to show off to the boys gets real old, real quick when the whinning & demands start.

Really? Hot *** gets old?

I suppose that might be when you start lookin' at a woman's shoes instead of her jugs?

Is that right Wheatie?

I really didn't anticipate this thread getting this interesting.

You an' me both buddy...

Tuesday.. It's the new Friday.

 

[gixxerjasen]

Word! Lesson learnt the hard way! My fiancee over a decade or so ago pestered and manipulated me into paying for her bolt on *******, yep $5000 or so. Then she was pissed off I violated the Engagement ring cost rule, and she was embarrassed when with her girlfriends, and then it was that Classic Corvette, she wanted to buy and wanted me to go half-in on, and then that 7 passenger SUV she wanted to buy because her colleague had just bought one, and she was driving a 6 year old Isuzu.
Gawd I was so dumb in my 20's. The other head was doing all the thinking...

Thank goodness I couldn't afford any of that in my 20's.

 

[puppychow]

Thank goodness I couldn't afford any of that in my 20's.

All the time and money and sanity I wasted on her, you probably came out ahead anyway.

 

[rushes]

Some photo's just need a prefix ...like before you knuckleheads make a wrong assumption!

My g/f asking me "Are you sure you want to go out and ride your stupid motorcycle tonight?"

,,,and as Beemer Don would say... 'nuff said!

She's very pretty.

Got any pics of her mom?

 

[beemerdons]

Some photo's just need a prefix ...like before you knuckleheads make a wrong assumption!

My g/f asking me "Are you sure you want to go out and ride your stupid motorcycle tonight?"

,,,and as Beemer Don would say... 'nuff said!

She's very pretty.

Got any pics of her mom?

KJ, have you got any pictures of her Grandmother?

 

[beemerdons]

I'm officially subscribed to this one...

I've got my alarm clock set for 2300 hours, 0130 hours, 0400 hours and 0630 just to keep checking in on this thread, I want to meet KJ's Girlfriend's Mom before Rushes does. If Russ beats me to her, Dudes I'm holding out for the Grandmother! Hubba, hubba and hubba! jes' sayin' and nuff said!

 

[Tyler]

Back on track (sorry guys), caption before the pics. I ain't gettin' involved in your discussion regarding "jugs" and such... but I'll let you carry on with that... you'll be well taken care of, I'm sure. :lol:

 

[escapefjrtist]

Staying on track (thanks Tyler), caption before the pic...definitely!

--G

 

[hppants]

My wife says that I'm oblivious. Things happen right before my eyes and I don't even notice them. I do have to admit when I thought to ask the question, I didn't see this coming.

 

[beemerdons]

Staying on track (thanks Tyler), caption before the pic...definitely!

--G

Off Topic, but a very important Public Service Announcement: Gorgeous George, you have been hanging around Niehart for way too long mi Amigo! jes' sayin' and nuff said!



On Topic: "Staying on track (thanks Tyler), caption before the pic…definitely!--G" Si Paco, the caption should be before the picture (helps those of us with Alzheimer's!).

 

[wheatonFJR]

Staying on track (thanks Tyler), caption before the pic...definitely!

--G

Off Topic, but a very important Public Service Announcement: Gorgeous George, you have been hanging around Niehart for way too long mi Amigo! jes' sayin' and nuff said!



On Topic: "Staying on track (thanks Tyler), caption before the pic…definitely!--G" Si Paco, the caption should be before the picture (helps those of us with Alzheimer's!).

So who took this picture? Her boyfriend?
Or Joe the plumber?

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Good Lord! We do have trouble staying on topic sometimes don't we?

First, 'Pants: Excellent question regarding captions. I have often wondered about this one myself. I am in agreement with the majority here, I say Caption before Picture. It flows better in the forum format. I decided how I wanted to set up my RRs by reading every one on every forum and copying the best ideas from each one. FWIW, this forum and ADVRider have the best RRs.

GeorgiaRoller: I always defer to your wisdom and knowledge concerning photos and the proper presentation but I have to (sort of) disagree with you just a little bit. The "photo speaks for itself" may be true of the masterpieces that you, Tyler, Earthrooster and a few others treat us to. It is not so true of the amateur efforts of myself and a few others. My pics definitely need some sort of caption.

Off topic: While they say there is nothing like the feeling from clutching a synthetic chest that you paid for, there is one feeling that is far better. The feeling of a synthetic chest that someone else paid for...

In the days of my misspent youth I also dealt with the issues of high dollar maintenance. Oh the joy of dealing with a spoiled, expensive, selfish hottie. I sure don't miss the "It's all about ME!" attitude. Which is why I married an ugly woman.

 

[Top_Speed1]

When you meet her you might not say that!?!... she's a firecracker (but in a fun kinda way). I already got the ultimatum on having the FJR along side "the new secret weapon"... "Oh that ain't happening!" and also I got the... "the ring better cost twice as much deer!"
I still say the ghey way is much easier and CHEAPER! Holy Fawk, she's killing me!

No disrespect...but I can tell by looking at her she's high maintenance.

My first wife had bolt on ******* as well (that I paid for...$5000) and she worked out at the gym 5 days a week oh and she entered swimsuit figure competitions as well. My advice is keep her as a girlfriend and have fun, then when things start getting serious, run, run far far away and move on. If she's already "killing me" as you say I think you've crossed that threshold already.

Hot *** and a pretty little thang on your arm to show off to the boys gets real old, real quick when the whinning & demands start.

Well luckily they're not fake *******, and I'm not a fan of the fake-fun-bags, let alone to pay out 5-large!. Whoa, I guess I am cheap after all!

All you need to do is go Italian! her whole family is endowed that way. Guess it's all the Pasta and Pinot Noir!

 

[gixxerjasen]

I prefer to let the photo tell the story. 98% of the time it's fairly obvious what the photo is showing and typing exactly what is being seen is redundant. But if text is needed it should come before/above the image as you scroll down the page would be my opinion.

GeorgiaRoller: I always defer to your wisdom and knowledge concerning photos and the proper presentation but I have to (sort of) disagree with you just a little bit. The "photo speaks for itself" may be true of the masterpieces that you, Tyler, Earthrooster and a few others treat us to. It is not so true of the amateur efforts of myself and a few others. My pics definitely need some sort of caption.

Now, I love me some GeorgiaRoller RR's for sure, but I have to agree with RH here. In fact, it even seems as if GR agrees as seen in the following thread -> https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/154807-mile-high-camp-ride/

Excellent use of captions with photos that shows how the photos don't contain the whole story, but take an active part in the telling of the story. And a fine example of the usage of commentary before the photo.

 

[Bungie]

I had a co-worker that, I swear, the exact same thing happened to right down to the T. ****s, fitness, competitions. Followed by 2 bankruptcies, 2 illegitimate kids. Did I mention he met her while bouncing at a strip club?

*******, can't live with them, can't dragg'em behind the truck.

My first wife had bolt on ******* as well (that I paid for...$5000) and she worked out at the gym 5 days a week oh and she entered swimsuit figure competitions as well. My advice is keep her as a girlfriend and have fun, then when things start getting serious, run, run far far away and move on. If she's already "killing me" as you say I think you've crossed that threshold already.

 

[beemerdons]

When you meet her you might not say that!?!... she's a firecracker (but in a fun kinda way). I already got the ultimatum on having the FJR along side "the new secret weapon"... "Oh that ain't happening!" and also I got the... "the ring better cost twice as much deer!"
I still say the ghey way is much easier and CHEAPER! Holy Fawk, she's killing me!

No disrespect...but I can tell by looking at her she's high maintenance.

My first wife had bolt on ******* as well (that I paid for...$5000) and she worked out at the gym 5 days a week oh and she entered swimsuit figure competitions as well. My advice is keep her as a girlfriend and have fun, then when things start getting serious, run, run far far away and move on. If she's already "killing me" as you say I think you've crossed that threshold already.

Hot *** and a pretty little thang on your arm to show off to the boys gets real old, real quick when the whinning & demands start.

Well luckily they're not fake *******, and I'm not a fan of the fake-fun-bags, let alone to pay out 5-large!. Whoa, I guess I am cheap after all! Please Note: Papa Chuy Viejo is Irish and phony ****ies are just fine with me, for we Fenians: Blind, crippled or crazy is awesome for us!

All you need to do is go Italian or Mexican! her whole family is endowed that way. Guess it's all the Pasta and Pinot Noir!

Fixed.

 

[Spud]

Geez, you misogynistic bunch of jerks. This whole thread has become an outrage!!!!

Now, back on topic. This is posted in RIDE REPORTS. Top Speed---you posted the picture. To keep this thread from being locked, please provide us the detailed RIDE REPORT that accompanies that photo!

 

[wheatonFJR]

Geez, you misogynistic bunch of jerks. This whole thread has become an outrage!!!!
Now, back on topic. This is posted in RIDE REPORTS. Top Speed---you posted the picture. To keep this thread from being locked, please provide us the detailed RIDE REPORT that accompanies that photo!

That may required a post with a link as no pr0n is allowed...but links are.

 

[beemerdons]

Geez, you misogynistic bunch of jerks. This whole thread has become an outrage!!!!
Now, back on topic. This is posted in RIDE REPORTS. Top Speed---you posted the picture. To keep this thread from being locked, please provide us the detailed RIDE REPORT that accompanies that photo!

You know Kevin, Spud is absolutely correct in that you are now required to give us a fully detailed Ride Report (per Forum thread requirements) on this Hot Italian!