Top Ten Country Western Songs

[gregory]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day

I will personally admit to #'s 10,9,8,5,3&1

 

[Badcat]

I like #8. You Parrotheads will recognize it.



Burk

 

[Patriot]

#1 is a hoot

 

[wheatonFJR]

Good thing I swallowed the sip of coffee I had before getting to the end of the sentence for #10...the sentence didn't end like I expected and almost ruined a perfectly good keyboard.

That thars funny. :lol: