Ari Rankum
NAFO Karting Champion, 2012
I wasn't going to bring this up anywhere, especially on the FORUM, but it's a slow night.
So, today, I was at this meeting and there was this chick that I knew from, like, 10 years ago. She was sierra hotel back then, and in the intervening years, she's had some surgery of the type that dudes are known to pay for out of pocket. She did it tastefully, however. She also dropped a little weight. Now, she's foxtrot hotel.
So, after the meeting, she came over and shot the **** for a while. I asked her, and I really meant what I asked, completely literally, "How's your business going?" Seriously. That's what I said. That's what I wanted to know.
Her response? Uh, yeah. "I'm a very tactile person. So...it's really good for me."
After a many-seconds-long pregnant pause, because I was trying to make my eyes do NOTHING and my face NOT FLINCH, she said, "I'm really into immediate gratification. I'm really tactile."
I...DID...NOT...COUGH.
I quickly made take care, talk to you later, nice to see you, remarks and left.
So, my question for Friday night is, AM I A *******?
So, today, I was at this meeting and there was this chick that I knew from, like, 10 years ago. She was sierra hotel back then, and in the intervening years, she's had some surgery of the type that dudes are known to pay for out of pocket. She did it tastefully, however. She also dropped a little weight. Now, she's foxtrot hotel.
So, after the meeting, she came over and shot the **** for a while. I asked her, and I really meant what I asked, completely literally, "How's your business going?" Seriously. That's what I said. That's what I wanted to know.
Her response? Uh, yeah. "I'm a very tactile person. So...it's really good for me."
After a many-seconds-long pregnant pause, because I was trying to make my eyes do NOTHING and my face NOT FLINCH, she said, "I'm really into immediate gratification. I'm really tactile."
I...DID...NOT...COUGH.
I quickly made take care, talk to you later, nice to see you, remarks and left.
So, my question for Friday night is, AM I A *******?
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Call the woman and let your fingers do the walking (assuming you are otherwise obligated).
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