troubling neurology exam of my daughter...

[Patriot]

if you are on facebook, you know my 15yr old daughter Mary Beth is going through some tests to rule out any problems

she had an MRI on Monday...afterwood, they advised me to followup with her at home

and here she is...

(on facebook I'm mholiver at cox dot net and there are many Feej peeps there to banter with)

 

[Capt. Bob]

if you are on facebook, you know my 15yr old daughter Mary Beth is going through some tests to rule out any problems

she had an MRI on Monday...afterwood, they advised me to followup with her at home

and here she is...

(on facebook I'm mholiver at cox dot net and there are many Feej peeps there to banter with)

I would not have guessed the light on the back wall would be so big.

 

[wfooshee]

Capt. Bob's going to Hell . . . . . But that was really funny!!!

 

[ionbeam]

Symptom: Patient is feeling lightheaded, complains that she hears wind whistling all the time.

Test results: illuminating

Cure: 30dB ear plugs

Prognosis: Bright future, work in a field where associates operate at the same level; recommend ages 1-4 child care worker

 

[not2shabby]

If she sees this post, you better start locking your bedroom door at night. Jes' sayin'.

 

[Jer]

Mike, I have never been on Facebook, but Terri and I will be praying that all is well.

Jer and Ter

 

[Jer]

Mike, you got me. I truly thought there was an abnormal problem.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Mike, you *****...That was funny.

Your daughter is gonna do something to get you back. Make sure she tells us what it is. :lol:

 

[SilverHound]

I would imagine you could duplicate those results with just about any teenage girl. I know my two would show the same problem if I did that test.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Cap'n Bob IS going to hell...

...but he's going to be escorted by Patriot. :blink:

too many things wrong with thread...I'm leaving quickly before the bolt of lightning hits me.

 

[7xray]

That's great! Patriot, you are one goofy dude. Kudos to your daughter for putting up with you.

 

[juniorfjr]

Is she like my daughter? Gotta put your hand over the other ear when you tell her to do something. Otherwise it'll go right through without even making an echo.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Mike, I have never been on Facebook, but Terri and I will be praying that all is well.

Jer and Ter

I think you need to be praying for Patriot...so he doesn't do stupid ****. I don't think Patriot will ever be "well".

 

[sin_loki]

Mike, I have never been on Facebook, but Terri and I will be praying that all is well.

Jer and Ter

I think you need to be praying for Patriot...so he doesn't do stupid ****. I don't think Patriot will ever be "well".

Can that be said for most of us?

 

[FJReady]

Alan,

Loved your reply. very funny!

 

[user 6393]

That's great! Patriot, you are one goofy dude. Kudos to your daughter for putting up with you.

If you've seen his Facebook page, she has days where she just barely puts up with him...LOL

 

[madmike2]

Hmmmm......

Doesn't appreciate Dad's (or Mom's) humor.

Doesn't hear intructions/directions.

Light-headed.

Sounds pretty normal for a teenage girl. Somehow we both survive and they miraculously develop into lovely, graceful and intelligent young adult ladies. Who could imagine?!?!

I've been thinking about you both on-and-off all day. You were a topic on my way home from work.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Mike - You FR#$K&%&*!!! You got me.

That's nothing compared to the size of the hole in your head.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Mike, I have never been on Facebook, but Terri and I will be praying that all is well.

Jer and Ter

I think you need to be praying for Patriot...so he doesn't do stupid ****. I don't think Patriot will ever be "well".

Can that be said for most of us?

I agree that we all fook up...however...deep breath...

There have been a number of tragedies and life threatening issues shared on this board, so when the title of the thread says "Troubling neurological exam of my daughter", my heart wells up and I steel myself to open the thread.

Being a dumb fook, I don't get "the joke" right away...and wouldn't have except for the smarter members who know Patriot better than I and see the prank. I see the photograph as funny now...now that I know no illness is present (besides being a daughter of a very sick *******). EDIT: I think if you're gonna tell a joke...put the thread in JOKES, not off-topic...because many personal things are shared in off-topic.

I'm all for jokes, you all know that, but this one left a hollow feeling for me...kind of like if your wife announces she has cancer...then 5 minutes later, she tells you she is "just kidding".

So...yes Cap'n Bob and Patriot are going straight to hell for this thread alone.

You sick *******s...