are sitting around the apartment one day when one speaks up and asks the other if he'd given any thought about going to Daytona for bike week this year. H.A. #1 says "yea, I thought about it, but after last year, getting all liquored up and not being able to find our bikes for all the other bikes, getting the law involved and come to find out they were right where we put them. I don't want to go through that **** again". H.A. #2 says "I thought about that also, and I have a solution to that problem", we go down to Hertz Rent a Camel, get us the deluxe two hump model, ride on into Daytona, park that sonofabitch anywhere we want to and when it comes time to leave, it will be the only Camel around, real easy to see. We'll just walk on over, get on and ride on out of town! They feel that this is a good plan, and decide to go with it.
Bike week finally arrives and our two heros have secured thier camel and are riding on into town. They decide to stop at the Daytona Speedway to watch the V-Twin heats.
While the two are watching the races a traveling carnival arrives at the Speedway to set up. The camel master of the carnival begins to look for a place to tie up his camels when he spots the H.A.'s camel tied up under a tree. He figures that that is a good spot to put his camels too, and he does so.
After a few hours of watching the races and having had more than a few beers, our heros decide it's time to head downtown. When they look over to where they left thier camel they are confronted with the site of twenty or more camels!
Oh ****! It's happened again! How the hell are we going to find our camel for all these other camels! Man , I don't know. Wait a minute! I've got it! Follow me! H.A. #2 walks around behind the camels and begins to lift thier tails to look under them. Nope, that's not it. Not this one either. This isn't it. H.A. #1 finally asks "What the hell are you doing?" H.A. #2 replies "when you and I were riding into town this morning, I heard someone say look at the two ******** on that camel! As soon as we find the camel with two ********, we're outta of here!!
Bike week finally arrives and our two heros have secured thier camel and are riding on into town. They decide to stop at the Daytona Speedway to watch the V-Twin heats.
While the two are watching the races a traveling carnival arrives at the Speedway to set up. The camel master of the carnival begins to look for a place to tie up his camels when he spots the H.A.'s camel tied up under a tree. He figures that that is a good spot to put his camels too, and he does so.
After a few hours of watching the races and having had more than a few beers, our heros decide it's time to head downtown. When they look over to where they left thier camel they are confronted with the site of twenty or more camels!
Oh ****! It's happened again! How the hell are we going to find our camel for all these other camels! Man , I don't know. Wait a minute! I've got it! Follow me! H.A. #2 walks around behind the camels and begins to lift thier tails to look under them. Nope, that's not it. Not this one either. This isn't it. H.A. #1 finally asks "What the hell are you doing?" H.A. #2 replies "when you and I were riding into town this morning, I heard someone say look at the two ******** on that camel! As soon as we find the camel with two ********, we're outta of here!!
